god

yo it’s the man upstairs answering ur prayers 🙏🏻🙏🏻 Don’t listen to drake... my plans a lot better

[god @the_ogGod]

Peace out ✌🏽
Been really busy up here latly. Humans are CRAZZYYY!! Keep praying!🙏🏻🙏🏻 Don’t worry! You will be meeting my super cool son soon!🤫
xoxo,
God

[god @the_ogGod]

Just reunited all of the bros #famreunion #broswereshook
Joesphs brothers when they found out he was alive and #thriving :

[god @the_ogGod]

Helped him out a little and made him second in command in Egypt. :))

[god @the_ogGod]

Joesph just got sold in to slavery by his own bros AND got put into jail😱😱

[god @the_ogGod]

Jacobs fav son just got a cool coat...kinda jelly.
Joseph with his rainbow colored coat:

[god @the_ogGod]

Jacob is making it RAIN with babies
#feltbadforleah #riprachel

[god @the_ogGod]

Jacob ❤️ Rachel
#14yearsforlove

[god @the_ogGod]

Jacob stealing Esau’s birthright AND his blessing..

[god @the_ogGod]

I’ve been playing matchmaker lately. Issac and Rebekah are the new power couple!!💗 They had two sons, Esau and Jacob.

[god @the_ogGod]

When Abraham goes to sacrifice Isaac...

[god @the_ogGod]

Sarah had a baby and kicked out Hagar and Ishmael!!😱🤭 I’m going to make sure they don’t die because I low key fell bad!

[god @the_ogGod]

Hagar had a baby ( Ishmael). Sarah seems a little satly tho...🤔🤔 I’m still promising Sarah and Abraham their own baby though!!

[god @the_ogGod]

So Sarah, Abraham’s wife, just had him sleep with her servant ( Hagar) so she can have a baby.. I’m #SHOOK

[god @the_ogGod]

Moving my boi Abram to Canaan and promising him a fam! Hope my plan for the promise land works!!🤞🏼🤞🏼

[god @the_ogGod]

This whole “Father of Creation” job is REALLY hard and the angels are so lazy! I am so tired! I need to catch up on them z’s!!😴😴

[god @the_ogGod]

So glad I sent that flood. The new humans are so cute! They are currently building me a tower. Might prank them with different languages!😝🤷🏼‍♂️

[god @the_ogGod]

I’m sending a flood to cleanse all the evil off earth, except my boi Noah, his fam, and 2 of every animal.🦏🦍🦜🐓🦒🐋🐆🐅🐊🐘🐖🐢 #sorrynotsorry #takesomeswimlessions

[god @the_ogGod]

Sorry I haven’t been active for a few decades. I’ve been super busy with these crazy humans!!🤪

[god @the_ogGod]

Soooo this is a little awkward but Cain killed Abel!! 😱😱
What should his punishment be?:

[god @the_ogGod]

My face when Cain MURDERS Abel: