TheØMan

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[TheØMan @The_OMan_]

This means he’s an Android created by Dr.Evil to seduce and destroy Austin Powers

[BrickCenter @BrickCenter_]

Cam Skattebo started glitching after taking a big hit 😳

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@JT_Lines This message was written and approved by “The UFC” aka @danawhite

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What’s up with Brazilian UFC fighters talking soooooo long in post fight interviews? Honestly? #UFCFightNight

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

Quit porn = energy back.
Make money = confidence back.
Pray = discipline back.
Train body = dominance back.
Be kind = respect back.

Your life isn’t meaningless.

Reclaim control.

[TheØMan @The_OMan_]

@theSubstanceD @kenbensinger @SlamminSamSwank That’s incredibly sad Whitest Pussy U Know. Sorry for your loss 🙏🏼

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@DanVDanny @kenbensinger @SlamminSamSwank Idk why I ever try to uphold an honest take on this app

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

All Facts!

[TheØMan @The_OMan_]

@betanything_eu @HaterReport Would you “bet anything” that he will adjust just fine?

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@Johnjudenjager @Sylvain0419 @awsomehog1 *Super* weenie hut jr’s

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@Johnjudenjager @Sylvain0419 @awsomehog1 You’re a weenie hut jr??

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@Johnjudenjager @Sylvain0419 @awsomehog1 Huh?

[TheØMan @The_OMan_]

@Johnjudenjager @Sylvain0419 @awsomehog1 Ok Smitty WerbenJagerManJensen

[Kid Riles @kid_riles]

Wife:
I smell weed in the garage.
Are you high at 9:14 am???

Me:

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@Da1lyBullsh1t @rajmuker Is that what they do now? Haven’t watched since maybe this exact moment lol

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@AmericaPapaBear Now THIS is the kind of stuff a proud dad that’s happily married would post 😂

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@mikehunt270 @kenbensinger @SlamminSamSwank That comedy premise is 👨🏻‍🍳🤌🏼

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@mikehunt270 @kenbensinger @SlamminSamSwank My bad man I’ll try to laugh at a stage 4 cancer fantasy football bit next time ��🏼 I don’t wanna come off as someone that needs to lighten up

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@mikehunt270 @kenbensinger @SlamminSamSwank I agree. It wasn’t funny at all

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@VIsForVentus The sprites you used though 😭

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@Sylvain0419 @marcismith1001 @awsomehog1 Hey man this thread has deviated far from what my engagement was intended to be. Yall can DM each other about confederate discrepancies if yall would like

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@kenbensinger @mikehunt270 @SlamminSamSwank “Mike Hunt” with a profile picture of ButtHead says mocking death for a fantasy football bit “is not offensive whatsoever”…. Ok man. I had this exact convo with my mom when I was 11, but yeah let me laugh at this video because I drafted Saquon this year…….