Shit Mitch Says

[Shit Mitch Says @The_OriginalM]

I’m a slut for @PitaChipPhilly.

[Shit Mitch Says @The_OriginalM]

Man we have a great view of this family’s back patio

[Shit Mitch Says @The_OriginalM]

I don’t have to worry about making it or Kyle eating it, it’s like a whole new world

[Shit Mitch Says @The_OriginalM]

#1 celebrity fan

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NFL
Natural Fun Lesbians

[Shit Mitch Says @The_OriginalM]

People always act like I don’t know how to drag people out of houses

[Shit Mitch Says @The_OriginalM]

@chiefs @Johnsiebels

[Shit Mitch Says @The_OriginalM]

@Johnsiebels @seanhourihan @kymiller17 @Kingof_theThill @Chiefs L

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Whoopsy! All dropped passes! @Chiefs

[Shit Mitch Says @The_OriginalM]

In Dubai they have indoor ski slopes. Look at these people having fun not getting persecuted.

[Shit Mitch Says @The_OriginalM]

Kyle, take a memo:

Hey @Snapple company,

Why’d you abandon glass?

Now you’re lasssssst.

Dictated but not written,
Mitch

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Thanks, Mitch!

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Good job, Mitch!

[Shit Mitch Says @The_OriginalM]

Don’t come into the office eating the top of a muffin not expecting me to go off on it

[Shit Mitch Says @The_OriginalM]

Jim Carrey? More like I Jim CARE a lot about him

[Shit Mitch Says @The_OriginalM]

I like how neither of us even considered the possibility that it was Geno Smith

[Shit Mitch Says @The_OriginalM]

Can you throw me a MOUNDS bar?

[Shit Mitch Says @The_OriginalM]

Your chance of being warm drastic go down

[Shit Mitch Says @The_OriginalM]

Why is it Big Tweet Night?

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I’m very busy, but that hasn’t stopped me from accidentally committing to events