Chung Ding

The Life and Times of a Human Panda (Eat, Sleep, Smoke)

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Long time no McDonalds. Where's my whopper at?

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Taking a gum break, the gum is tarter sauce flavor, damn you McDonald's gum!

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Slipping out of conscienceness, too much compacted pollack

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Live from the birds nest, stretching my tummy

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Xtra tarter sauces is my biggest frienemy

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Anybody got gum http://t.co/QCUQqxD

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Can I go to bathroom, I just want to sit there

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8 down, 4 file-o-fish to go. Still kinda hungry, saying prayer to ancestors...

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A deer is a fat pig like animal with two horns

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Lunch is my breakfast

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They should make a comedy about the great depression.

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E: Natalie portman is a zionist. Panda: what!? No way! She's a scientologist?

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Panda: where was your dads prom? E: chapaqua, NY. Panda: London?!

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Are the Adirondacks like an iron curtain? They cover everything?

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@SteveVanV any panda suits? I hear its in fashion in hwood.

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"I don't eat meat, but I do eat fish. I'm an episcopalian."

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I play drums. When have no drums I play lap.

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The steak tasted like cooked meat

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A polar bear just popped out of fucking bathroom, imma do that someday

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The steak just tasted like cooked meat