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Berlin Fire Department Winds Down Before Summer Recess
https://t.co/iad4mWyExJ

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New ‘burkdl’ enables devout Muslim women to attend Oktoberfest
https://t.co/CByhViPJ0H

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+++ "Please, take assheat!": Man guides guest to butt-warming chair +++
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Heroic passer-by smashes car window to save multipack of beer from dying of heat stroke
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“Right, that’s enough!”: Queen to reinstate absolute monarchy
https://t.co/lnZ3EnFg7R

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Boy in Bangladesh ridiculed by peers for not making designer clothes
https://t.co/AG72vzfoZ5

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Eighth grader kicked out of school for dividing by zero
https://t.co/wKJ2gDdnYl

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Automobile Club advises: always provide foil if leaving pet in parked car
https://t.co/mqxHmgYJ5H

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NRA sends gift basket with "consolation weapons" to relatives of Texas School Shooting
https://t.co/H0wRHh4k0y

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Russian hackers insert porn pages into married man's browser history
https://t.co/gqbgoMsaH2

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Yet more cost-saving measures at Ryanair: passengers now to land with parachute
https://t.co/9gSy0GDwef

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Record high visitor numbers for spa advertising gluten-free air
https://t.co/ZK4wV1PSpj

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Boy last seen online on WhatsApp three hours ago: 17-year-old reported missing
https://t.co/V1TsTjo9y7

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Damage valued at £88.27 as burglars strip Primark store of entire contents
https://t.co/kRtdgpFvJa

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Russia praised as only country in world with no need to investigate alleged war crimes, already certain they are false
https://t.co/C624EavR2k

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Sight of young female pharmacist causes man with penile yeast infection to spontaneously purchase cough syrup
https://t.co/9xhWVO9Hyj

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No need to pay attention to traffic anymore: smartphone user gets guide dog
https://t.co/LW8FKxecwZ

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“It’ll all be alright, mate”: man cures friend from depression using one simple sentence
https://t.co/ZCiG0TcXdq

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As western firms leave Russia, McPutin, Vladivostok Fried Chicken and Burger Tzar open their doors
https://t.co/dIebRJG4Cr

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Ukrainian child in bunker wracked with worry about trauma of high fuel costs in other countries
https://t.co/RPneqP8gWQ