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It’s the perfect way to send a gift—so keep calm and potato on!

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Here, listen up about Lyme's disease

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The fake trip around the moon was a distraction from the new lyme vaccines and coincidentally farmers are finding boxes of ticks in their fields 👉

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@Mericamemed lol send him a potato post. https://t.co/yaUcsDabxu

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@GanzeGeschichte Ihr meint von hier? https://t.co/yaUcsDabxu

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When life gets complicated, just remember: potatoes can’t betray you. They only get crispier under pressure."
💥 Be the fry, not the flop — https://t.co/yaUcsDabxu

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@Rainmaker1973 Just in case you need a potato post during your trip you let me know.

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They said creatine would make me stronger. All it did was make me crave mashed potatoes. Send potato. Also, https://t.co/yaUcsDabxu for all your potato needs.

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@DudespostingWs 2.9 Million view! Amazing

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Creatine loading phase: Day 3. Still no superpowers, but my water bottle keeps disappearing. Send teh surpirse or at least a potato. #ExpectationsVsReality

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Just took my daily creatine and now I’m waiting for my muscles to turn into potatoes. Someone send potato. 🥔 #Gains #www.thepotatopost.com

[Thepotatopost @The_potato_post]

"Dating tip: Find someone who looks at you the way I look at waffle fries."
😍 Fry goals @ https://t.co/yaUcsDabxu

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This summer body is brought to you by potatoes in all forms. Mostly curly."
🏖️ Potato prep: https://t.co/yaUcsDabxu

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My toxic trait? Thinking I can survive off just French fries and sheer willpower."
🍟 Admit it. You too. https://t.co/yaUcsDabxu

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I identify as a potato. I can be anything — baked, fried, smashed — and still be loved."
💛 Self-love starts here: https://t.co/yaUcsDabxu

[Thepotatopost @The_potato_post]

"My love life is like a raw potato: confusing, lumpy, and oddly disappointing."
🥀 Sad spud diaries @ https://t.co/yaUcsDabxu

[Thepotatopost @The_potato_post]

If I were a potato, I’d be mashed. Emotionally."
😩 Send help (and gravy) at https://t.co/yaUcsDabxu

[Thepotatopost @The_potato_post]

Gym update: did one squat today... to pick up a fallen potato chip."
🥔 Fitness goals, right? https://t.co/yaUcsDabxu

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Don’t talk to me before I’ve had my morning potato... coffee is for amateurs."
🔥 Stay tuber-fueled: https://t.co/yaUcsDabxu