RealBrockTurner

Student. Swimmer. Lover.

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For my girl. Stay strong! #selfiesfordinah

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Gonna see what all this #thenightof hype is all about. #bingewatch #nonetflixinjail

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Finally out of jail. Thanks to everyone who's supported me! #blessed

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Ladies, if you can only get off in a certain position at a certain time in a certain way...you're the problem.

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Fat bitches be sippin'...on milkshakes.

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Adolf v. Anne in the most epic game of Hide and Seek, ever.

[Chet Manly @Chet_Manly]

Admiral Akbar: Supreme Commander of the Rebel Alliance fleet and intergalactic Trapper Keeper spokesman.

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@TweeterRater RT @Chet_Manly: Maybe AIDS is just killing Magic Johnson with kindness.

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How bout this? Fraternity leave. Get at me, Bros.

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The Transporter > Drive.

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These fat black ladies make shitty ninjas.

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Guess what, everybody? Nobody wants to talk to you.

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More like Andrew Yuck, amirite?!

*shoots self in face

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Ladies, if your dude doesn't ask you for blowjobs, like, all the time, you're not any good at them.

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Hey, @dominos, dipping pieces of pizza dough in garlic and parmesan cheese isn't rocket science.

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Fuck Red Vines. Twizzlers 4 EVA!

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Guys who can dance are WAY too proud of that fact.

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Pffft. More like Body By Cake, Fatties.

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Sure, I hate the blacks, but not more than I hate children, old people, and retards.

Not less, either...

[Chet Manly @Chet_Manly]

Craig > Schindler.