Justin

welcome to the thunder dome bitches

[Justin @the_slaking_J]

When I'm in the mountains miles from anything its like the reset button gets pushed and everything gets clearer

[Justin @the_slaking_J]

@CierraUdseth Try having 4 sisters with kids 😵

[Justin @the_slaking_J]

Why is it the married dudes at my work that always perv out on every girl they see?

[Justin @the_slaking_J]

Old alcoholics make the worst coworkers.

[Justin @the_slaking_J]

They blew that harder than a striper in North Dakota

[Chance The Rapper @chancetherapper]

My TL:

[Justin @the_slaking_J]

@catboys_are_hot @LilMeeru4 @Altphiixy 1:Stop typing in all caps
2: chill the fuck out
3: fuck you

[Justin @the_slaking_J]

Can everyone go back to hiding in there homes please?

[Justin @the_slaking_J]

@CierraUdseth Hire a friend

[Justin @the_slaking_J]

I don't always have to be on a roof all day. But when I do the wheather is always fucked.

[Justin @the_slaking_J]

Fuck you Ireland 🇮🇪

[Justin @the_slaking_J]

I need a fucking vacation

[Justin @the_slaking_J]

Kicked so much ass at work today I didn't even want to go home.

[Justin @the_slaking_J]

Everybody wants to be the boss, but nobody wants to put in the work.

[Justin @the_slaking_J]

Me: I'm getting tired of this bull shit
My boss:

[Justin @the_slaking_J]

@Ellespacer "Both foots" 😂

[Justin @the_slaking_J]

@mrabig @barstoolsports 😂😂 these dudes got way too asshurt over this comment.

[Justin @the_slaking_J]

@Bill_Dance1 The way I see it, if you are close enough to walk into my hitch you are too close to my truck 😂

[Justin @the_slaking_J]

Cuffing season? Fuck that its hunting season

[Justin @the_slaking_J]

@gbrinks5151 RIP