Amoeba 🦠

That's me, mid-bungee jump in my profile pic! 🪂

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@DikshaYrrr Elizabeth Olsen

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@iamankitpande Twitter nowadays is full of “Manohar Kahaniyan” type posts
Usually starts with “a relative of mine…” or “a friend of mine…” and then the wildest story follows😭

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@HPhobiaWatch @KantInEastt Son?

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@Kumarmadhukar20 @Tamal0401 😂

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@zinger2024 @drishtadyumn Jin😂

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@Tamal0401 Smiling faces 🥲

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@GaurangBhardwa1 @JatinTweets_

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@GaurangBhardwa1 @JatinTweets_ Let's not forget "center of gravity"

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@letsblinkit Ordered Milkymist curd from Blinkit (Order ID: 1869156634) and a pack was completely rotten smelled horrible

A child had already tasted it before we realized. Its a serious food safety issue

What responsibility does Blinkit take in such cases. It can impact health

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@shadowfax_in @Decathlon
My order (ID: 2534378601, Tracking: SF3002417469D) was scheduled for delivery on 16 Feb. Delivery agent gave a missed call and marked it cancelled without delivering. same happened today. He isn’t answering calls either
This is extremely unprofessional

[Dunder Mifflin @DunderMifflinAS]

tap the post

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@manishfoodtechs @IndiGo6E @DGCAIndia DGCA notified these rules in June 2024. Airlines asked for extra time, got 14 months

And still couldn’t prepare? Seriously?

Don’t just say anything random just to sound different.

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@tanvicore It feels like same logic where if u speak up against something wrong say corruption in politic someone will instantly respond Oh but why don’t you talk about poverty or unemployment then? As if raising ur voice about one issue mean u have to fight every other problem in world too

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@ThePrateekShukl @DeepikaBhardwaj @RajCMO OMG!!! Intellectual Prateek!!! 😱

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@tempus3rnamelol Burger khayega??

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@sh3shu @ANI Yes that's the most sanest thing he could have done to let him go.

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@iihtishamm Common man!! We fed 93K for 13 days & no flex. You brag over one cup of tea😐

need another loan?

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@FaizanAhmedSi20 @Tar21Operator Anyone points out WEST PAKISTAN in this map, gets a loan from me.

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@Ijussdontcare Paaijan's air defence can't stop aasmani Bijli😭