The Softball Guy

#BOOOWHOOOPPP #ANTIJUDY #MIDDLESOPEN LOUDEST AND BEST YOU'LL SEE AT THE PARK

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Police showed up about 10 minutes before I hit some BP said someone called in a bomb threat #thesoftballguy

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@Dirty30softball got ahold of one in league ball last night. I'll let you know in a week or so when it lands for an exact measurement

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America just passed me for the longest dinger ever hit! #MAGA #TRUMP

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Now that Trump holds the longest Nuke of the century. I can't wait to see what the Bat flip is going to look like #MAGA

[The Softball Guy @The_SoftballGuy]

Now that Trump holds the longest Nuke of the century. I can't wait to see what the Bat flip is going to look like #MAGA

[The Softball Guy @The_SoftballGuy]

America just passed me for the longest dinger ever hit! #MAGA #TRUMP

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@HypeJerseys @USSSASlowpitch @ll3uddha @CoachPhiL_ @iSpeakSoftball Yeah I'm gonna need one!

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For my Florida fans. Y'all can actually experience what it's like to hit a ball as far as I can. with the support of 140 mph winds have fun

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This is the hardest thing to hit Florida since I made my way on to the scene in 08 #HurricaneMatthew

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Such a tragedy losing a kid destined for greatness! He always had a smile on his face and left it all on the field!#RIPJoseFernandez

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I may have just hit the greatest taco mac bomb of all time #LetsGoHomeGents

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Playing in a tourney where they allow home run hitters everyone else is an IEO. They didn't choose me... Guess who is ending every inning!

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The vape guy... The guy that isn't good enough to play on your team but is always hanging around acting like he does..

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I'd give y'all advice to get out of a slump but I've honestly never been in one #thesoftballguy

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Hillary clintons the type of person to hit middle with a shaved bat, yell sooouupp, then get snapped off

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North Korea saw a video of me taking BP... they are no longer interested in war with the USA #nukes #lethal

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Look here gents this how you spot a scrub #Ricky https://t.co/rmmBn8pOnD

[Cameron_Carruth @Cameron_Carruth]

Made my softball debut tonight and went 3 for 5 with 3 RBI's, a homerun, a double, and a single

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https://t.co/2pQseRib08. #middlesclosed !!!!!

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Sorry mr. Trump there ain't a wall big enough to keep one of my nukes from going over #adios

[The Softball Guy @The_SoftballGuy]

Dear nasa, that's not a shooting star. I came up with a HR left... #booowhooop

[The Softball Guy @The_SoftballGuy]

Next time one of those foot fairy soccer players says baseball is easy. Ask them when was the last time a deer hit a #dinger