hannah

[hannah @The_strobeLIGHT]

matthew mcconaughey is this year’s version of temu

[hannah @The_strobeLIGHT]

hot take: commercials are just tik toks

[hannah @The_strobeLIGHT]

love checking out at the grocery store where the machine screams out everything you bought like “please place your EGGS in the bag” and “please place your DIGNITY in the bag”

[hannah @The_strobeLIGHT]

taylor swift tickets should only be given based on spotify listener rankings #nuffsaid 💁🏼‍♀️

[hannah @The_strobeLIGHT]

whiteclaw refreshr pack rocks!

[hannah @The_strobeLIGHT]

truly poolside pack sucks!

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

I AM ALL TOO UNWELL 🥲

[TJ Watt @_TJWatt]

If it’s ok with Yinz, I’d like to stay a while!! LETS GO PITTSBURGH!!!!

[hannah @The_strobeLIGHT]

had to take my car in for service and my dad told me I was only allowed to call him 3 times????

[hannah @The_strobeLIGHT]

what is your biggest fear??? mine is a straw going through my head

[hannah @The_strobeLIGHT]

yeah dad of course I took the car to the car wash! I drove it outside while it was raining???

[Brent Terhune in Little Rock 7.30-8.1 @BrentTerhune]

When the plane engine fails

[hannah @The_strobeLIGHT]

happy 5 o’clock!

[hannah @The_strobeLIGHT]

ravens lost and immediately got 5 notifications about shots fired in baltimore... coincidence? absolutely not

[Tennessee Titans @Titans]

THE NEW GUY! 👍🏽👍����

[hannah @The_strobeLIGHT]

this didn’t age well. maybe next year!

[hannah @The_strobeLIGHT]

even years are always better

[Ankith Harathi @ankithharathi]

A janitor making $4/hour walked into a Fortune 500 company boardroom. Shaking, he took a seat opposite the CEO.

"So I had an idea..." he nervously began.

Years later, that idea would become an iconic consumer brand and make him worth ~$20M.

Here's how that meeting went 🧶👇

[Zach Banner @ZBNFL]

Message to the entire 412:

My little brother is working for UPS this holiday season and is delivering packages. Sometime today he stumbled on some ice on someone’s porch, and busted his ass in front of a Ring Camera. I will pay an absurd amount of money for that footage 😂

[not brendan @crocodilethumbs]

Happy 10/10/20s on your titties bitch