Ricky Spanish

Heisman Winning JV Football legend. Washed up Coyle Cassidy / Hood College Alum. Alt: @swami_spanish

[Ricky Spanish @The_Tim_Sylvia]

Retiring the family couch after 12 years, had to send her out right. #KingsoftheHill

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Bo Nix throws a quick out 3 yards over his receiver’s head and the camera pans to Sean Payton on the sideline lookin like Martha Stewart

[Ricky Spanish @The_Tim_Sylvia]

Been hard at work on my screenplay adaptation all day. DM for audition details.

[The Boston Globe @BostonGlobe]

A lesbian bar in Greenfield eased its stringent mask mandate, a decision that has splintered the queer community in the city and beyond. https://t.co/FuaTxqqjso

[Ricky Spanish @The_Tim_Sylvia]

Unquestionably the biggest aura gap between actor and subject in biopic history, and that’s before considering that Holland can’t act for shit. He doesn’t have the juice.

[Buzz Crave @BuzzCrave_]

Tom Holland has been cast as John F. Kennedy in a ‘J.F.K’ Biopic for A24.

(Source: @DEADLINE)

[Ricky Spanish @The_Tim_Sylvia]

Nimble Dick Crabb, Strong Belwas, Dolorous Edd, Sansa when she’s being petty.

[westerosies @westerosies]

Who is on your ‘GAME OF THRONES’ Mount Rushmore?

Pick 4 characters from across the entire ‘A SONG OF ICE AND FIRE’ / ‘GAME OF THRONES’ universe.

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Certainly this isn’t the same Bo Nix I was assured would’ve handled the Patriots if he was healthy.

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There was mad smoke billowing out of the BK I pass on my commute this morning. I thought they got us again.

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You’re livin in your own Duncan Idaho

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@IyanaJonesRees2 I read this immediately after having to physically remove her from the same tree LMAO

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Having a dog is awesome because sometimes you let them out for 75 seconds max and they find a way to come back covered in spiderwebs.

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Beane has a first round grade on this kid

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UConn if it was evil

[allison harvard burke @alliharvard]

no dogs in stors

[Ricky Spanish @The_Tim_Sylvia]

Pretty comfortably him and Moss as far as best I’ve ever seen. Julio is up there and Andre Johnson deserves a mention.

[Vintage NFL @VintageFB]

Throwback to when Calvin Johnson TORCHED the Cowboys:

14 REC
329 YDS
1 TD

[Ricky Spanish @The_Tim_Sylvia]

Got a nuclear “I told you so” for the Orioles fan back in 2023 who chirping me into telling him to enjoy the regular season before the franchise inevitably choked and sold all their talent

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Now that we’ve let Chris Nolan do the Odyssey I think it’s time for Wes Anderson’s take on Jason and the Argonauts.

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CBS one immediately teleports me back to Jim Nantz’ intro prior to Brady flogging whatever helpless opponent. Maybe Dan Fouts if it was a truly hopeless matchup like the jets or bills.

[Jarrett Bailey @JBaileyNFL]

7 more Sundays

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What GMs were offering Brad in return for Jaylen Brown

[Theo Ash @TheoAshNFL]

You can order this on DoorDash

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Large child just dropped the shoulder on me rounding an aisle at Wal Mart. Mom started to apologize until I said “Ma’am, I have the pleasure of being the offensive line coach at Wake Forest University and I think your gigantic boy here has the makings of a future Deacon.”

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Sorry if you not built for em but peanuts are the premier sports watching snack

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@masoncavalier I’m hip but I have narratives to push

[Ricky Spanish @The_Tim_Sylvia]

Bowing when you leave the bar goes so crazy