“harry potter is a bottom!” i say into the mic. the crowd boos. i begin to walk off the stage with shame. “no, she’s right!” i hear a voice in the back say. the lights come on. it’s harry potter himself with ginny weasley nodding beside him.
I only like it if Harry ends up with someone else after. Sorry but there's no coming back from cheating, Tom's gotta suffer for the rest of his pathetic immortality
Harry comforting a first year in the kitchens since they're homesick, and theo walking in and immediately popping a boner because he wants to be held against harry's chest and told sweet words too