Thea Constance

Mountview Graduate, actor, improviser, singer. Now appearing in Notflix the Improvised Musical

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On hold for 70 minutes, then told I would be transferred. Instead they hung up
Thanks @HMRCcustomers 🙈

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Join me and writers worldwide in the @nycmidnight 500-word Fiction Challenge on July 12! Learn more at https://t.co/GYyxEkRsEp

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@JBRAgent This appointment is a bigger joke than all of stand up could devise

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@GinaLyons Incredible at accents, the wave needs working on from myself 😉
But, comedy and improv actor, hopefully what you’re looking for

https://t.co/uCf67fWV8w

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@stubrennan Would love to be considered! Link below 🙌🤞🏻

https://t.co/akaMmQ7qcZ

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@UberEats
I appreciate your job is a hard task, but when the delivery is moved every 10 minutes to being 40 minutes later than anticipated, and I made sure to add service tip to my order, I just get a little frustrated.

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@MissPotkin Unless it’s from her own two blessed fingers #selflove

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@MissPotkin Ima just say… she ain’t gonna get orgasms … just my very brutal perception of this interaction

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@MySonsAQueer @Rob_Madge_02 @MusicWestway @sarahsimpkins my mumma ❤️

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@PhilipJoel ❤️

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@PhilipJoel ❤️❤️❤️

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@PhilipJoel @brooklynfbarber ? X

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@JackReitman I would love to be considered https://t.co/uCf67fWV8w

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So let me get this right:
America is happy to control a woman reproductive system, but not to take the gun out of the hands of someone shooting children…
#Guncontrol #ProLifeMyAss

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@PhilipJoel And probably with more comic timing than she might have had 😂

[Will @wsebag]

Tory MP explains Plan B using the music of Plan B
#CovidPlanB

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@mattjcorner @ColoursHoxton @rossmcneill Is there nothing you can’t do?!

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I’m sure no one even noticed that you made a mistake in that song… #workshop #dressrehearsal

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Very much in the mood for the #Olympics now 😆

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Going into tech like….

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@tweetsbyarthur Yes please!