Agent CL

[Agent CL @theAgentCL]

@exisbread Bread do be dementia it seems

[Agent CL @theAgentCL]

@exisbread That’s true… maybe not a cartwheel… if you did try a cartwheel you would be perfect at it anyway though trust

[Agent CL @theAgentCL]

@exisbread I thought you wanted more propaganda to slowly INFORM the public of the perks of child labour! I guess I have to go stop some releases…

[Agent CL @theAgentCL]

@exisbread Hmmm. It appears that spell has reeducated me and brought me back to the light of the god empress. Will now go back to purging any dissident that dares exist

[Agent CL @theAgentCL]

@exisbread Congratulations!

[Agent CL @theAgentCL]

@exisbread Bread got taken out back and graduated. RIP

[Agent CL @theAgentCL]

@exisbread Eggsistential bread is that you

[Agent CL @theAgentCL]

@exisbread @TeamYouTube The game must’ve been so addictive that YouTube had to keep it away from the masses

[Agent CL @theAgentCL]

@exisbread Good you’re learning! Keep saying that every time you do anything and they can’t take you in. Definitely won’t be suspicious! Hopefully you won’t have to have a lawyer before I hunt down my dissident clone, he may try something

[Agent CL @theAgentCL]

@exisbread Good soldiers follow orders

[Agent CL @theAgentCL]

@exisbread A question asked by philosophers and scholars throughout all of documented history. In the secret 11th commandment it is said that god revealed the answer to this but it was dropped before it could be transcribed. So unfortunately it has been lost to time for ever

[Agent CL @theAgentCL]

@exisbread Bread may or may not have a loaded firearm In the hat in case of disloyalty

[Agent CL @theAgentCL]

@exisbread The second something scary happens bread will sacrifice you for her escape, either that or the haunted house is a setup to be able to get you into her basement

[Agent CL @theAgentCL]

@helldivers2 Still there, just cause it’s liberated doesn’t mean every single rust bucket is dead

[Agent CL @theAgentCL]

@exisbread Don’t be fooled, her other hand is reaching for a bazooka

[Agent CL @theAgentCL]

@exisbread Bread is just making sure her followers are strong

[Agent CL @theAgentCL]

@exisbread Note, your legs may be broken if you do. Free wheelchair included

[Agent CL @theAgentCL]

@exisbread Yeah like this is just an average Tuesday. That head is just your evil twin who has been dealt with already

[Agent CL @theAgentCL]

@exisbread Do not let bread inject you! The syringe includes liquid lo- this message has been censored by the ministry of truth. Accept the gifts of bread. You will not be able to regret it. Accept the gifts.