alaina. 🕸

songwriter // professional idiot

[alaina. 🕸 @TheAlainaCrum]

@bigbugbabey we needed somebody to love, dj got us falling in love, and more but he did not deliver 😭😭

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so ur telling me usher did the halftime show and didn’t even sing dj got us falling in love

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@bigbugbabey fr and also the footage from when they found the concentration camps 😭

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@bigbugbabey the mean girls musical is so good don’t talk down on miss renee

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i love that my puppies are besties 💜

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@bigbugbabey i saw ethan slater on broadway when he was spongebob and i just gotta say i had much higher hopes for him than leaving his wife out of no where for ariana grande 😔😔

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birthday boy scared of his own balloon

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just had surgery and my dogs have decided now is the perfect time to use me as a trampoline

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@Chocolate_Notre i’ve been sayin this n everyone called me crazy lmao

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imagine ur dating a guy and he drops a song all about his ex 😭

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this lawsuit gonna go crazy

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anyone that works retail should be able to sue for emotional damages for having to hear dance monkey multiple times a day

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@bigbugbabey that was literally the first time i hung out w you guys too i cursed u all i guess

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@bigbugbabey aw she was just missing u

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@bigbugbabey didn’t michael jackson say u were gonna die that night

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@bigbugbabey it’s the way i know exactly who it is too 😭

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to whoever broke into my car last night: can i at least have my social security card back. you stole my license too so i know you have my address. i won’t snitch i just kinda need that lmao

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how tf do you get MEGAN FOX to agree to marry you and still cheat on her

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@DisStreamlight @The_ReaperQueen @DisneyDLV you can go to the furniture editor thing and quickly zoom around and find em

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this shits so fire i’m not even kidding

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stg @iamPLVTINUM has never made a bad song in his life