Alex Ferguson

Sir Alex Ferguson, the Official Twitter Account of the MUFC manager

[Alex Ferguson @TheAlexFerguson]

@steveng68316094 why do you love black willy??? #gayscouser

[Alex Ferguson @TheAlexFerguson]

@steveng68316094 get off twitter

[Alex Ferguson @TheAlexFerguson]

@steveng68316094 your a cunt snd should go off twitter. #poorbloke

[Alex Ferguson @TheAlexFerguson]

That is one of the reasons welbeck, ferdinand, rooney, da silva's, nani, jones and hernandez will never be alowed near any darts. #lethal

[Alex Ferguson @TheAlexFerguson]

People would be to pissed to notice. It would be like the massacre of the jews under Hitler.

[Alex Ferguson @TheAlexFerguson]

Also can you just imagine what would happen if one of the players lost it and turned around and started throwing darts. #carnage

[Alex Ferguson @TheAlexFerguson]

Watching the darts is a hobby of myn. They make you feel so comfortable about your weight and appearance.

[Alex Ferguson @TheAlexFerguson]

#ifyouknowmeyouknow that i have a passionate love for turtles. they are just the most phenomenal creatures in the world.

[Alex Ferguson @TheAlexFerguson]

Corinthians put Adriano under 'house arrest' to make him lose weight http://t.co/KgnV6kIL via @guardian

[Alex Ferguson @TheAlexFerguson]

because he thinks he is clever. #morons think each other are intelligent. #scaresme

[Alex Ferguson @TheAlexFerguson]

the boy needs a lot of care. keeps losing his keys to his house, and then forgets where he has hidden his spare key. he then asks welbeck

[Alex Ferguson @TheAlexFerguson]

knowing that i am tweeting this shit makes me think. About why i am not being more productive with my time. should be looking after wayne

[Alex Ferguson @TheAlexFerguson]

#ReplaceBandNamesWithWilly kings of willy's

[Alex Ferguson @TheAlexFerguson]

#replacebandnameswithwilly artic willy's

[Rio Ferdinand @rioferdy5]

Of Premier League players to complete 50+long balls from centre back this season, Rio Ferdinand has the best accuracy (73%) » #PinPoint !

[Alex Ferguson @TheAlexFerguson]

Who is going to be the new England manager?? I personally think that Neville should be. He would teach the players not to mess around

[Alex Ferguson @TheAlexFerguson]

#20peoplethatilove @GrantWahl , just because he comes up on who to follow and i can't think of anyone else

[Alex Ferguson @TheAlexFerguson]

#20peoplethatilove torres, he has been helping make sure @chelseafc struggle for fourth and made sure we got a point at the bridge.

[Alex Ferguson @TheAlexFerguson]

#lasttimeichecked we have 19 championships. up your arse @LFC

[Alex Ferguson @TheAlexFerguson]

#igetthatalot welbeck coming to tell me he has lost some more cones. #moron