Allen Cotner

Formerly the 3rd most powerful man in the state of Oklahoma, World Heckling Champion 2001-2009, ship captain, Thunder fan

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Are there enough Vanderbilt fans there to rush the field and tear down the goal post?
#SECFootball

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Hogs playing on Oklahoma State's side of the field.
#woopig #sorrynotsorry
#secfootball #boomersooner
#ItJustMeansMore

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Hogs over pokes.
#woopig #sorrynotsorry
#secfootball #boomersooner
#ItJustMeansMore

[Turnpike Troubadours @TpTroubadours]

10,000 retweets and we release a new song this week.

#chippingmill
#catintherain

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@Whataburger the quality of product at your Rogers, Arkansas location is getting worse and worse. I won’t be back.

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https://t.co/vS8Ue05I8J

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@united @AnthonyBass52 Don’t give in. Make people clean up after their messy kids.

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@AnthonyBass52 @united I appreciate the flight attendant. Clean up after t your own kids.

[University of Oklahoma @UofOklahoma]

OU-NORMAN Emergency 9:45pm OUPD investigating possible shots fired on Norman campus. Avoid South Oval area. Shelter in place.

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@NickAdamsinUSA Wtf is that guys haircut?!?

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@joncoopertweets Kobe

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@JoJoFromJerz Does a pop socket count?

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@NickAdamsinUSA Nothing says boycot like starting your boycott by buying the product your boycotting.

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@SpeakerMcCarthy Pointless vote. Wasting more time on things that don’t matter.

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@ReggieBush Called back for holding.

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I feel like this place stayed open during the Covid shutdown of 2020.

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Now the crowd has had enough libations to start making (demanding) request to the band. Amazingly they do in fact know Skinner.

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There’s one guy stomping on the balloons popping them. Nobody else is amused but he thinks it’s hilarious .

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At the local Moose Lodge for NYE. I really should have started live tweeting this much earlier.