Sasafrasquatchvt

I mainly made this to write my thoughts and speak nonsense.

[Sasafrasquatchvt @TheAlmightySas]

I'm not hero that they asked for, nor the hero they deserve, honestly I'm surprised I'm still being tolerated.

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Im being continually harrassed by images of a cat in a taco bell uniform violently hurling various tace bell menu items at me and I must say I am requesting a monthly subscription, keep em coming.

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@chaiimisu 1001101001

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I love saying words incorrectly and just recently discovered a banger, pronoucing poison (poyzon) like pòison (poysan). The weird looks are ecstasy (extaysee)

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Stepping on a greyhound bus is the real-life equivalent of entering a PvP zone.

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I would never pick on someone my own size, I mean wheres the fun in that? They've gotta be at least double to be worth my time.

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Got caught languishing in existential dread at work today, I'm so embarassed. (kyaa)

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They claim practice makes perfect, but it seems to create an excess of failure as well, we must discover a way to reduce this unwanted byproduct. Science can never rest.

[Sasafrasquatchvt @TheAlmightySas]

The fates have decided the burdens I now must carry. I beg thee, remember me not for the man I must become, but as the young man you all once knew.

(I'm lactose intolerant and ate a family sized mac n cheese.)

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At the firing range of course.

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Some people get their dopamine from the the lastest gacha game, I get mine from the satisfying click of an empty barrel, We are not the same.

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With the drying paint clinging to foreign legs I must call my own and the giant approaching plastic net blocking both the light and any vestige of escape, I'm forced into two realizations. First, being a fly on the wall isn't what it's cracked to up be and second, Genies suck.

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These manmade horrors are just within my comprehension and to be frank, I'm not a fan.

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The ladies call me Amnesia the way I uh.... uhm... the way that I.... huh.

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I don't have ulterior motives, I just have motives. If something I do benefits mankind, I can assure you it was purely coincidental.

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I'm filled with whimsy, or as the kids call it methamphetamine.

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Streamer: "That is the worst thing I've ever seen."
Me: "you should get out less."

~Certified by a fever driven, mostly drugged up Squatch.

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Got me a a vegan potato... a Fauxtato if you will.

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I'm not trapped in a meat prison like the rest of you, frankly I can leave anytime I want.

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Found a shiny yungoos, it seems weird tho, it won't attack and keeps asking for alcohol. Should I catch it?