Aurelio Mares

I am that guy you saw at that place next to the thing.

[Aurelio Mares @TheAlphaMares]

Just had a wonderful service experience with Marlon. Keep up the good work. #fableticscare

[T-Mobile @TMobile]

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[Aurelio Mares @TheAlphaMares]

@BeaversDonuts Where can we find you for national 🍩 day!?

[Aurelio Mares @TheAlphaMares]

Just entered to win tickets to this rad event on do312 https://t.co/kUdA6W2ZW0

[Beavers Donuts @BeaversDonuts]

Happy Memorial Day Weekend! Trucks Are Out & Shop Is Open! Find Us On Madison & Wacker, Wabash & Jackson, LaSalle... https://t.co/uqwjQvi6t6

[bob saget @bobsaget]

Sorry about the crappy joke tweet attempts. My account got hacked by your mother. And that's the story of how I met your mother.

[Aurelio Mares @TheAlphaMares]

@MetroChicago How about Signals Over the Air by @thursdayband to get ready for @RiotFest ?

[The Onion @TheOnion]

From The Archives: Michael Phelps Returns To His Tank At Sea World https://t.co/IL5YhrJ11C

[Aurelio Mares @TheAlphaMares]

@questlove is right. It's hard to explain sarcasm when your audience can't hear you over shooting their guns straight into the air.

[Aurelio Mares @TheAlphaMares]

This is the reboot we've all been waiting for! https://t.co/IrtFQ3GudP

[Mashable @mashable]

Jason Momoa is in talks to star in "The Crow" reboot, @TheInSneider exclusively reports: https://t.co/kAZNSDXWOk

[Aurelio Mares @TheAlphaMares]

This summer just got better! https://t.co/WZdTXVpdkx

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

Finish the season strong with a new grill from @WeberGrills!

RT for a chance to win! Rules: https://t.co/mDtLerhMyF

[Aurelio Mares @TheAlphaMares]

Happy 5th Birthday @SpotHero! Congrats on your new look. https://t.co/yHriWWikzL #HeroNow #EasyParkingForAll

[Aurelio Mares @TheAlphaMares]

Great job auto-correct. Nik Wallenda is the star tonight in Chicago! #Skyscraperlive

[Aurelio Mares @TheAlphaMares]

I hope everyone is watching Nik Wallenta tonight! #Skyscraperlive

[Aurelio Mares @TheAlphaMares]

On my way to see Nik Wallenta walk across the Chicago River. AMAZING! #Skywalkerlive

[Aurelio Mares @TheAlphaMares]

Got licked by a rabbit and split my pants. Today is an interesting day.

[danawhite @danawhite]

Prelims start in 10 mins on @FOXSports1!!!!

[Aurelio Mares @TheAlphaMares]

I remember when days off were about procrastination, not multitasking errands and going on wild goose chases. Stupid geese.

[Aurelio Mares @TheAlphaMares]

Quick dinner before the big game! Pork chops in a brown sugar glaze, oregano and lime with okra… http://t.co/ztZL1pibuM

[Aurelio Mares @TheAlphaMares]

Morning munchies! http://t.co/3NqRFdnd