Andy Crap-enter

Sometimes I treat myself to sit-down pisses idk only on special occasions

[Andy Crap-enter @TheAndrewCarp]

Chase and Status, Frisco and Dimension at Ministry all booked for next month 🔥🔥🔥

[Nike @Nike]

.@realmikefox Excited for tomorrow.

[Andy Crap-enter @TheAndrewCarp]

@niavemorgasm I have been known to do this also

[Andy Crap-enter @TheAndrewCarp]

Too excited for these to arrive https://t.co/x8jglfLz1n

[size? @sizeofficial]

The size? x @DaveWhiteStudio x @nikesportswear Air Max 95 DW Rabbit is available now: https://t.co/rSl2KFLa9I

[FREofficial/Customs @officialfre]

FEAR OF GOD VANS

[Andy Crap-enter @TheAndrewCarp]

@SportsDirectUK your customer service from the Bromley store today was terrible worst service I've been given from any store in my life.

[🌚🌝 @anniest__]

This roughly 65 year old man came into work earlier, read my name badge and said Annie, I'm stoned and then walked into the display😭

[Andy Crap-enter @TheAndrewCarp]

Listened to a while high school musical track without anyone commenting

[SummerMalloy @pureself_]

Please take a moment to look at this link and either donate or retweetIt would mean so much to friends and family👼🏽 https://t.co/5CTiGnbTM4

[Andy Crap-enter @TheAndrewCarp]

@Gregor_Cooper mate honestly what has my life come too 😂

[Andy Crap-enter @TheAndrewCarp]

@newcastle_99 got to get back to work now kid, sorry I couldn't entertain you for longer

[Andy Crap-enter @TheAndrewCarp]

@newcastle_99 and then you get personal... Grow up, I can't believe you are allowed to look after your self let alone a child too, poor kid.

[Andy Crap-enter @TheAndrewCarp]

@newcastle_99 abusing over Twitter towards two elderly people who don't even have social media so can't defend themselves, how big of you.

[Andy Crap-enter @TheAndrewCarp]

I will have these when they release

[dale @plasticdale]

I AM CRYING https://t.co/pr1nhSqwJ7

[Andy Crap-enter @TheAndrewCarp]

@sainsburys I ain't no snake.

[Andy Crap-enter @TheAndrewCarp]

@sainsburys I'll let you off this time, I'd say 6/10 pastry was dry like your packing skills

[Andy Crap-enter @TheAndrewCarp]

@sainsburys I don't wanna bait you out but you've fucked it this time

[Andy Crap-enter @TheAndrewCarp]

@sainsburys what sort of shit packaging is this, mans chocolate is so stuck to the packaging that a chisel's needed

[Andy Crap-enter @TheAndrewCarp]

If I don't get a Guess x A$AP tee on EU release I'll be v upset