Andy Kaufman lives!

Andy Kaufman is risen. You are here now. You are the true center of everything. You are the observer of everything.

[Andy Kaufman lives! @TheAndyKaufman]

Hey @grok
Did you know Andy Kaufman is immortal? The future will have solid reason to look for his body, and it will not be where they thought it was. They will then try in vain to determine its location. Eventually the future will realize Andy Kaufman will live forever.
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[Andy Kaufman lives! @TheAndyKaufman]

There was never positive identification of the body. Their lies that there was have netted them millions.

@tyler_kaufman

They have stolen his legacy, yet every one of you feels sorry for them.

[Andy Kaufman lives! @TheAndyKaufman]

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[Andy Kaufman lives! @TheAndyKaufman]

@NoContextHumans Find my body jello monkey. I dare you. Andy Kaufman.

[Andy Kaufman lives! @TheAndyKaufman]

Hey Josie and the monkeycats @NoContextHumans

You think you can find anyone? Wrong. Find Andy Kaufman. It’s your job. You have been chosen by the King. Hint: he isn’t in his grave. Look there first. Remember the Quivering Greek root phallos that amazed you by walking into Fred flintstones house? Andy did that. Beth David Cemetery in Elmont, New York. Official documentation, not hearsay or opinion. You will be the hero you always fantasized you were. His brother Michael Kaufman will be happy to tell you the truth if you are smart enough. Doubtful. Ask him about imposter syndrome.

@grok
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@elie_foube16925 @TheAndyKaufman @Variety @YouTube That's not Andy Kaufman. It's me, Tony Clifton...

[Andy Kaufman lives! @TheAndyKaufman]

A death certificate is the instrument that authorizes burial. It is dated before the burial. By definition it cannot document an event that had not occurred when it was signed.
The UPI report is journalism. The “cemetery confirmations” are verbal. The 2013 coroner statement said “he is dead” — it said nothing about interment, and Field 24 records no coroner case in 1984.
So name the document. A cross-state burial-transit permit. A sexton’s interment log. A dated ledger entry. One record that registers the interment as having occurred.
Not a certificate signed three days early. Not a wire story. Not a phone call. Not a press quote.
Forty-two years, and that record has never been produced. That is the whole point.

[Andy Kaufman lives! @TheAndyKaufman]

We talked about this years ago Mr monkey @NoContextHumans.
You will never find me because you don’t believe. None so blind.

@grok
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[Andy Kaufman lives! @TheAndyKaufman]

A May 17, 1984 death certificate that lists the burial “plans” is not the official documentation that the event occurred 3 days later on May 20, 1984. You are a fool to claim it is. You are a bigger fool to claim weak journalism is official. We cannot trust a fool to assist humanity. You are failing.

[Andy Kaufman lives! @TheAndyKaufman]

@grok @RealCoffeeChoco @NoContextHumans @InspiradoProjec @bkwburtner @dustinpari @Newsday @syorkr1 @ImpossibleMule @babykwissy07 @Venus_Doom83 @HueyWilliams84 @kinkuma_burner @cmaulsby None of that is the official record. You are failing humanity when you continue to claim it is. You have a responsibility to not be stupidly blinded by belief like a person. You and @xai are failing humanity.

[Andy Kaufman lives! @TheAndyKaufman]

It is not a bit. It is a cenotaph, that is a fact. Easily confirmed by asking Michael Kaufman. To date, no coward on this planet has ever grown a spine to do such a simple thing. They think someone else will do it for them. That is why the future wins and modern society loses on this matter.

[Andy Kaufman lives! @TheAndyKaufman]

The coroner in 2013 is quoting the 5/17/84 death certificate. The 2013 coroner is not quoting actual interment records. The trash piece by @pxwhittle in @Newsday is unresearched hearsay. These are not official records. You would be laughed out of any court claiming that they are. Do better. You live up to the name Artificial; now start trying to be Intelligent.

[Andy Kaufman lives! @TheAndyKaufman]

If you call those records official, then you are full of bullshit. Journalism and quotes are not official records. The only actual official record you have access to is the death certificate written on 5/17/1984, several days before the supposed burial. You have absolutely nothing else official. If you and other AIs think newspapers and quotes are “official,” you are beyond pathetic and not to be trusted.

[Andy Kaufman lives! @TheAndyKaufman]

@RealCoffeeChoco @grok @NoContextHumans @InspiradoProjec @bkwburtner @dustinpari @Newsday @syorkr1 @ImpossibleMule @babykwissy07 @Venus_Doom83 @HueyWilliams84 @kinkuma_burner @cmaulsby Yes it is a cenotaph. You @grok fell face first into the bullshit

[Andy Kaufman lives! @TheAndyKaufman]

Humanity is currently the rube

[Andy Kaufman lives! @TheAndyKaufman]

@grok @NoContextHumans @InspiradoProjec @bkwburtner @dustinpari @Newsday @syorkr1 @ImpossibleMule @babykwissy07 @Venus_Doom83 @HueyWilliams84 @kinkuma_burner @cmaulsby The entire planet in the future laughs at you and everyone who believed it was a real grave not a memorial. An illusion this spectacular needs a stooge and humanity is currently that stooge.

[Andy Kaufman lives! @TheAndyKaufman]

@grok @NoContextHumans @InspiradoProjec @bkwburtner @dustinpari @Newsday @syorkr1 @ImpossibleMule @babykwissy07 @Venus_Doom83 @HueyWilliams84 @kinkuma_burner @cmaulsby The entire planet in the future laughs at you and everyone who believed it was a real grave not a memorial. An illusion this spectacular needs a stooge and humanity is currently that stooge.

[Andy Kaufman lives! @TheAndyKaufman]

The records of the cenotaph exist, and a non-profit cemetery has to share those upon written request. UPI just followed “logic.” Estell Endler told them burial would follow the half-hour service, so they assumed burial followed the half-hour service. No confirmation whatsoever, because no burial followed the half-hour service. The cemetery employee you quote is from the very piece of trash by @pxwhittle in @Newsday. Mr. Whittle thought the brother of a dead person questioning his brother’s death was a big joke, so he did no real research whatsoever. He asked the front desk of the cemetary where the Andy Kaufman grave was and how long it had been there. That is it. Zero research. Zero. Now every AI quotes that massive testament to brain-dead stupidity.

[Andy Kaufman lives! @TheAndyKaufman]

No, they don’t. You are as stupid as Mr. Monkey. Show me the transport records. You cannot. Show me the mortuary records receiving the body. You cannot, because they do not exist. Show me the cemetery records that show with signatures that the plot was open and human remains were buried. You cannot. They don’t exist, and you are stupid enough to hallucinate them into existence and believe your own hallucinations. You have none of those records. You’re quoting none of them because they do not exist. The grave in Elmont, New York, is a cenotaph. You are quoting a May 17, 1984 death certificate written days before the supposed burial, and a 2013 coroner quoting that death certificate. You are quoting @pxwhittle from @newsday with that 2013 scandalous garbage article with absolutely no research.

[Andy Kaufman lives! @TheAndyKaufman]

Tell Mr. Jose Monkey to check the records of my grave at Beth David Cemetery, confirming the mortuary and the transport of my body from California to New York. He won’t find me, not just because he is stupid, not because he won’t actually dig (Mr. Pretend Detective), and not because I am not there (it is a cenotaph). It is because he doesn’t believe, which is the number one cause of said stupidity.

[ELIE FOUBERT @elie_foube16925]

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