The Angry Biddy

I'm just an angry biddy trying to get through the day without slapping people who I'm pretty sure could actually use a good slapping. Oh and I’m an accountant.

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[The Angry Biddy @TheAngryBiddy]

I just spent three hours looking for a multi line variance which ended with searching for $0.37 for 40 minutes.

Thirty seven cents..... forty minutes....

Sometimes I wonder about my choice to be an accountant

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You ever get news so bad that your legs disappear on you? Like you suddenly get this falling feeling and it turns out you’re legs gave out and you’re going down and it lasts forever...... anxiety is my Valentine today...

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For the first time in a long time, Hubbers and I aren't together, and it happens to be on Valentine's Day. How did this even happen?? Lol. Oh well. He’ll be home tonight at least.

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It might help if I put my phone down... and if my husband stops snoring

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Ever startle yourself awake realizing that you forgot to send an email for a deadline that was about six hours ago?
#Oops

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Aaaaand now I’m awake.... super
I hope this doesn’t turn into another #Insomnia night.
In the meantime, hello darkness, my old friend...

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SNOW!!!!!!

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As part of my first foray into taxes, I get dropped into two open audits, hit with three more audits, and Q1 of property taxes with screwy data after an ERP conversion.

Yep.
This is the job I applied for.
Super.

[The Angry Biddy @TheAngryBiddy]

A new responsibility at my new job and as it turns out, the files I’m using aren’t updated. No wonder nothing has been making sense.

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Anybody else’s husband forget to stop drinking before bed and drink ALL the beer? Not that I wanted one this morning but now we have to go get more.

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My husband’s grandfather is moving in with us while he does through cancer treatments. Tonight is the trial run night while we get the first round of stuff moved in. So far, so good, but we all seem to be a little nervous. This is a life change none of us were expecting.

[The Angry Biddy @TheAngryBiddy]

Ugh taxes.....
But I chose this job.
I enthusiastically applied and interviewed.
I was ready for the challenge.
Now I’m staring at the mountain of work that all needs to be done today.
Most of it I received today.
What was I thinking?
Today I am a bitter biddy.

[Andy Cohen @Andy]

Irregardless is not a word you moron @HawleyMO

[Dan Savage @fakedansavage]

Fuck the fuck off, you fucking fuck fucker.

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I hate how depression has two sides where one is curable by fixing the stimulus (or lack of) and one is baseless and just there because my brain doesn’t work right

[The Angry Biddy @TheAngryBiddy]

I hate being so clumsy in the mornings.

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Healthy diets suck. Too many days of self denial and I’m ready to destroy the dreams of small children

[The Angry Biddy @TheAngryBiddy]

This doesn’t feel like a #fridaymorning
My brain’s still asleep and the coffee still doesn’t know how to just appear in my hand. Ugh I’m putting Baileys in this. Get this day f going the right way

[The Angry Biddy @TheAngryBiddy]

Is wine for breakfast a good idea or a bad idea?