Fascist Third-Positionist Christian. I’m just here for the love of the game. If you’re here, you already know the rest.
Just a young man. Nothing special.
"Oh jeez, Potter you discovered-"
"Expecto Girlfriendous."
"What?"
"Becomus Girlus Me Yearnus."
"Potter those aren't spells."
"Become qt rich girl who bullies me for finding her cute."
"That's not even an attempt at a spell."