bella

she/they 🍄 queer

[bella @theatreGarbage]

i cannot read hors d’oeuvres without immediately thinking horse divorce

[bella @theatreGarbage]

i’ve never understood the concept of bookmarks. you’re telling me y’all can’t remember where you left off???

[bella @theatreGarbage]

i hate the like “weird band kid” videos cause like… that is just an autistic person… you are making fun of autistic people. it’s okay to THINK we are weird but why do you have to make a show of it

[bella @theatreGarbage]

the way this isn’t even true

[Queen Bee @KingBobIIV]

@fahad_s_ali Can you explain why, when offered gender realignment surgery, there are only two options?

[bella @theatreGarbage]

@swinemom i went to school with twins who each had one of those names… it was difficult

[bella @theatreGarbage]

i went to grab some donuts this morning and the girl in the window asks “are you gay?” and i said yeah and she holds out her hand and goes “happy pride month” LAKSBSKA

[bella @theatreGarbage]

i see a lot of people comparing cars to guns and saying that “cars kill people all the time so we don’t we ban cars?”

and honestly i think the biggest difference between vehicles and guns is that vehicles were designed to transport while guns were designed to kill people

[bella @theatreGarbage]

@ArysaPuckett i would cry 😭

[bella @theatreGarbage]

my mom bought me a BOXED CAKE MIX AND FROSTING to MAKE my OWN BIRTHDAY CAKE

[bella @theatreGarbage]

“i’m going on a date what should i wear?”
“hear me out, do you own… cleats?”

[bella @theatreGarbage]

with the rise of mullets and mustaches in mens fashion i demand that they take another look at short shorts and crop tops

[bella @theatreGarbage]

it’s my day off but i’m in a bad mood this is HOMOPHOBIA

[bella @theatreGarbage]

if i got pregnant i wouldn’t be able to afford to take care of the baby, but you bet your ass if i’m carrying it to term it’s mine. so if i can’t get an abortion, then neither i or the baby are making it to full term

[bella @theatreGarbage]

everyone check my bio for important info about the overturning of roe v wade

[bella @theatreGarbage]

our body’s are being regulated by people who don’t wash their asses

[bella @theatreGarbage]

why are men SO MEAN about not believing in astrology. like no one is saying you have to!!

[bella @theatreGarbage]

WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH ME AND SCORPIOS

[bella @theatreGarbage]

nothing makes me feel insecure like being interested in someone

[bella @theatreGarbage]

i just finished heartstopper on netflix and i’m literally crying holy shit it’s so good

[bella @theatreGarbage]

“i never drink soda it’s sooo unhealthy” you literally can’t leave the house without your vape