The Aussie Kiwi

An Aussie roaming New Zealand.

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Full disclosure... I’m a Bloomer.

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So, what’s the term for fans of Dr Ashley Bloomfield? Is it ‘Bloomers’? It should be Bloomers. Then when someone says how much they love Dr Ashley Bloomfield, I can say ‘OK, Bloomer’.

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So it turns out Arya did die in Episode 2. But it was a little death. #LaPetiteMort #GameOfThrones https://t.co/Javg5JwW06

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I know I've had too much red wine when I start shouting at random people in the restaurant, "EXPLAIN ED SHEERAN TO ME! YOU CAN'T! YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T!!"

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I've been off the grid for a while and get back on Twitter to find Ed Sheeran is the new Doctor Who or something?

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It's tough being a Kiwi in Aussie these days. But it's still great 2 B an Aussie in Kiwi land. Love it here. Don't think I'll ever go back.

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Confession time. I'd never listened to 'Under Pressure' all the way thru till yesterday. Never knew it was a #DavidBowie / Queen duet #Shame

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@TLA_AUSNZ Uh... what?

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I once met #ElizaMcCartney's dad. Now she's won an #Olympic medal. Coincidence? #justsayin

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I just dropped a kumara then punched myself in the balls trying to catch it. #fml

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Just realised ... Another name for #WillyMoon is Penis Satellite. You're welcome, Twitter.

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Hello Twitter. It's been a while.

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Thinking seriously about moving back to Far North Queensland. Might have done my dash in NZ at long last, unless...

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NEW CARTOON! Just in case anyone isn't sick of the T-Rex meme by now ...

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I was just in a taxi with a driver whose name was Sukhdeep. That could be misinterpreted.

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Wow. Haven't tweeted in a while. been a little bit preoccupied. What's been going on?

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@CasBeBe Always.

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Fuck you Candy Crush level 105. Fuck you to hell.

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I'm heading back to Australia soon. Will be cool to see the homeland again. Don't worry New Zealand. I'll be back one day.

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The only reason I'm tweeting this is because it's my 100th tweet.