Christopher Moore

Satire is my business. 10x NY Times bestselling author of 19 novels.
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[Christopher Moore @TheAuthorGuy]

Get by tomorrow. (Bookshop is the indy link.) https://t.co/N9IyklH10U

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@Lfunguscal He won't be there tonight, but we're hoping.

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@bongovision12 @MrBuckBuckNBA Not at all what he's doing.

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@ladanor77 @MrBuckBuckNBA That's not what he said at all. Unless your "we" is the Knicks.

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@OgaDez_ @MrBuckBuckNBA It's really astounding.

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@Rebound14196658 @MrBuckBuckNBA In proportion to what? He's the biggest man on the biggest stage in the world at age 23, after winning the Western Conference MVP. Ridiculous proportion compared to what? Seems pretty humble and self-aware to me.

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@KaijuNotKaijew @MrBuckBuckNBA Not self-awareness? Seems like he's pretty grounded and humble. Not fronting all all. Do you guys just not know what that is?

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@Ara_The_Jem @MrBuckBuckNBA The most mature and measured statement I've ever heard from a young player. The trash coming at him is completely unwarranted.

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@frankb613 @MrBuckBuckNBA Why are you talking smack at him, he just said the most mature and measured thing I've ever heard from a young player? What's wrong with you?

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@CarlBovisNature Calvin

[Sheldon Whitehouse @SenWhitehouse]

Literally as the Republican House cut these food benefits, Republican Senators were eating lobster for lunch.
https://t.co/gQ7WzuogoS

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@landobaggins Will do.

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My friend Greg Proops has a new, improvised comedy album out. https://t.co/rj6nwYr5Bk

[Christopher Moore @TheAuthorGuy]

Are all these cuts to benefits to poor people some kind of social engineering? Do they think suddenly there will only be two parent, middle class, nuclear families with a house and a new American car in the garage?

What WILL happen is more poverty, more crime, more suffering.

[FactPost @factpostnews]

House Republicans have passed a bill slashing 75% of fruit and vegetable benefits for pregnant and breastfeeding moms.

[FactPost @factpostnews]

House Republicans have passed a bill slashing 75% of fruit and vegetable benefits for pregnant and breastfeeding moms.

[Christopher Moore @TheAuthorGuy]

@FriendsPancakes I'm not opposed to any of them being adapted, although some, like Lamb, I think are better suited to a limited series. I've had quite a few movie deals over the years, they just haven't made them. (Nothing to do with me.)

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@Richard_Kadrey @samstein I prefer to accentuate the positive and see it as a delightful harbinger of a massive fucking stroke 😁

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The fictional guy's hands were normal size, but I guess it's relative.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump on Hillary Clinton: They talked to this beautiful big strong miner and they wanted him to make computer chips. His hands were so large he couldn't hold a computer chip.

[Christopher Moore @TheAuthorGuy]

Idiot, idiot, idiot. How did he get this far knowing nothing about anything?

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump on Hillary Clinton: They talked to this beautiful big strong miner and they wanted him to make computer chips. His hands were so large he couldn't hold a computer chip.

[Christopher Moore @TheAuthorGuy]

It says:

[ABC7 News @abc7newsbayarea]

Presidential museum showcases political and personal sides of Obama with sprawling community campus https://t.co/99UQcTKkmC

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@matthewdmarsden 3rd World Muslim Garb? Jeebus, these people are dolts.