Ava Lure ✨ she/they

Burlesque performer and academic 💃🤓 Here to be unproductive 💫 Vancouver ➡️ Toronto 🌃 BLM ➰ ACAB

[Ava Lure ✨ she/they @theavalure]

Just learned that male turtles are so fucking stupid and horny that they try to mate with inanimate objects, like large rocks, that resemble female turtles to the point where their turtle dicks are so injured that they need to be amputated...

[Ava Lure ✨ she/they @theavalure]

@TrixieCosmetics Not now, Trixie.

[Ava Lure ✨ she/they @theavalure]

@PJaccetturo @Magnific_AI @midjourney @Kling_ai You know that the markings on San’s face are tattoos, right?

[Ava Lure ✨ she/they @theavalure]

Can’t wait to go back on Saturday 😅

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

It’s hilarious how conservatives are terrified of crime on the NYC subway when this is a much more accurate depiction of what it’s like

[nora ⭑ @rvgsdelight]

grrm writing about ryan in his blog

[Ava Lure ✨ she/they @theavalure]

@cupofmin @TeawithTolkien 👀👀

[Ava Lure ✨ she/they @theavalure]

I miss New York 🥲 I can’t act like this in Canada

[Ava Lure ✨ she/they @theavalure]

Yes he is called “the groom”

[tweet davidson @andyreed]

weddings should have a worst man

[Ava Lure ✨ she/they @theavalure]

@zainabjiwa @primevideouk Regal queen!! ✨

[Ava Lure ✨ she/they @theavalure]

Truly ready to make this look my entire personality:

[kylie 💍🏳️‍🌈 @sunderedseas]

nobody is talking about this dress like HELLO

[Ava Lure ✨ she/they @theavalure]

@elendilions 😍 waaahhh stunning

[Ava Lure ✨ she/they @theavalure]

@SunshineSucks Someone wrote a book about you 👀

[Ava Lure ✨ she/they @theavalure]

@golaphool He went to the Cersei Lannister school of pettiness.

[Ava Lure ✨ she/they @theavalure]

@myelessar THIS really took my breath away 😭💗

[Retiredtina @bradentbh]

When someone asks what the “www” stands for at the beginning of a URL

[greta theft autumn ✿ (4.3% FC) @2007warpedtour]

happy turtle bit off a cop's toe in the hudson river 100th anniversary to those to celebrate

[CLAUDIA MORALES @CLAUDIAPOSTING]

people are constantly tell me i “walk sooo fast” is it illegal to be a girl with powerful legs and a sense of urgency in this life

[rhaenyra targaryen's lawyer @Targ_Nation]

everybody say hi to the real star of house of the dragon

[T @fruitybishop]

me defending rhaenyra and alicent the next 8 weeks

[Nocas 🏹 @earendil139]

HAPPY LUCERYS VELARYON REVENGE DAY 🍾🍾