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Red Head • Got Famous 4 recognizing celebrity voices • Export Manager • Adoptive/Bio Mom • Obsessed with Comedy • Addicted to @BravoTV • Trying to be the good

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Serving salmon on a flight--bad choice. Eating salmon on a flight--even worse choice.

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@askpanera had a bad experience where there was no air conditioning and would like a refund. I sent a dm

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@panerabread hi, I got the wrong order and would like a refund.

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@StarbucksCare got the wrong order today. I’d like a refund

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@DavidSpade Can’t wait to catch the show tomorrow night!

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@StarbucksCare I’d like a refund. My latte was horrible today- was already on road and didn’t have time to turn back

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Buying concert tickets should be like buying flights. Buy a seat now & then upgrade seats closer to the date. $600 front row seat for @DavidSpade is my dream, but not sure if that’s insanity!

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@JoeyMannarinoUS WHAT CAN WE DO? I’m so tired of this. 😭

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convo with the husband who promised to buy tickets today but @mattrife sold out already!

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@JayPharoah Great because I just found #ChampaignILL but sad to see you were only in it a short time.

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Finally reading @Jaume hr37 s Grasping for Airtime, was worried it would demolish my view of comedian @DavidSpade but he is even better Same model chasing, wisecracking, jokester. Reading this book and ignoring my kids is getting me thru this vacation!

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@NineDaves YAS! Thanks for saying it. It’s not always been like this. I personally need a freakin break from politics!

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@GaTaGED Don’t quit @lildickytweets please. You are my favorite part. Keep wiggling.

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Hubby & I get each other a funny/creative @DairyQueen cake every birthday to mark a milestone, or something big about that year. This year was celebrating was watching @lildickytweets @DaveOnFXX @GaTaGED nonstop. I’m wiggling into 37!

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@mindykaling @lildickytweets @DaveOnFXX is the best show ever. Can’t get enough- watched it 3 times and need more of @GaTaGED

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@MavenofHonor My husband & I stood outside the play James Franco was in to try to meet him. It was pouring rain. My hubby said in his best James impression from Pineapple Express, “ I thought the hurricane season was oovar”. He giggled & said “good one bro”.

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@abbijacobson @ilazer please tell me there’s a @broadcity tour in NYC. Headed there for #BravoCon this weekend. If not, create one just for me, k kweens?!

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Hubby & I get each other a funny/creative @DairyQueen cake every birthday to mark a milestone, or something big about that year. I was shocked to see a white Obama, and then he told me we have tickets to #BravoCon it’s actually @Andy !

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@peteholmes who do I gotta blow to get James Franco as a guest on your make it weird podcast?

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@conservmillen Broad City. YAS!

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@Realitytea Ok, thanks. What a bummer about @stephenmcgeeee - I sure 💜 and support him!