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I like to take the scenic route #BLM she/her

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I have two looks: drunk soccer mom and dad on vacation

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Are crocs the new dating profile??

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Do I need an iced coffee or a lobotomy

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I don’t know what I did in my past life to not be a house cat laying in the sunlight rn but I’ll repent for my next life

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Is asmr the new white noise? Asking to be up to date with the youth.

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Doing an independent study of airlines and let me tell you. @AmericanAir sucks

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How do we not have a Pixar movie yet about birds trying to escape the airport?

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@haloomy1997 @RonnieRizek @RonnieRizek

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@RonnieRizek @haloomy1997 I’ll wait until I hear that from Lam

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Hand sanitizer is the new holy water

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@JoeMayancsik That’s nice 🙂

[big boy online @idonotbleed]

Don’t buy a giant skeleton from home depot. Adopt one from your local cemetery

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Does @ParkerMcCollum actually strum that guitar or is it just for show?

[🐈‍⬛ @hydingadork]

but do aliens believe in me….

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@jay_boice

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kinda want an Alexis Rose Schitt’s Creek prequel kinda dont want another rich white girls coming of age story

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@tenmillionboys I read this first as “drunken donuts” and let me tell you it really changes the whole context of the message as well as the adjective limp

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@SammyRizek @haloomy1997 @RonnieRizek I’m merely a product of life here to remind Ronnie that Lam is a goddess among us mortals and he needs to be less sneezey

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@RonnieRizek @haloomy1997 LIES