TheBadDM

A simple D&D 5e DM telling his stories to the world 140 characters at a time.

[TheBadDM @TheBadDM]

Yesterday, my ToA lads came across the entrance to 'The Tomb'. They sniffed around the obelisk, and even used detect magic on it. I guarantee, before they go in, they're going to push it over by their own free will.

May the dice have mercy on their souls, for I shall not.

[TheBadDM @TheBadDM]

Believe it or not, until recently my account information had been lost to the ether (thanks whoever took my account) but in light of that, I look forward to telling tales from the new Tomb of Annihilation game I am running for some close friends. Shenanigans ensue.

[TheBadDM @TheBadDM]

Thank you Shiki-TMNS for spending 968 hours with me this year on @Spotify. @OutcastOtaku You are my #1. #spotifywrapped

[TheBadDM @TheBadDM]

Friday Session: Party spent days cooking, brewing, and dealing with existential crises. Elven party member met an old friend, escorted her to the elemental plane of fire, where nearly the entire party has been enslaved. Was not aware beforehand that this was a plot in Crit Role.

[TheBadDM @TheBadDM]

Real talk: I've now hit the point where I know I've created an original expansive campaign with my group. The anxiety of it all is now setting in after 20 sessions of world building with them. I just hope I can make it all come together for a spectacular end for them.

[Lunapocalypse @Lunapocalypse]

Animated spin on Nott the witness! #CriticalRole #criticalrolefanart (crossing my fingers the uploads properly. First time for everything, etc.)

[TheBadDM @TheBadDM]

Impromptu Sunday session: Party went to the Underdark, bypassed all of my traps since the Druid had 22 passive perception (damn him), and fought a Death Tyrant to get a poison so a party member could kill himself for his multiclass. Typical session.

[TheBadDM @TheBadDM]

Finished Saturday Session. Party Members spent ~3 hours shopping. Bought randomized item boxes. Whilst traveling in their old horse-drawn wagon, the party druid accidentally summoned a creature from the nine hells. It crushed their wagon. No mode of faster transportation left.

[TheBadDM @TheBadDM]

Finished Friday Session. Red Dragonborn became scared of the color red. Party fought a Leviathan, Party also lost their airship- Which was not my fault! This time. They destroyed it before I could.

[Marisha Ray @Marisha_Ray]

@VoiceOfOBrien And just like Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride, it was a fun morality lesson about drinking, getting in trouble and going to jail, and then eventually (as I’m sure we will in time) going to hell! What good family fun, just like D&D!

[TheBadDM @TheBadDM]

Of course. I buy a set of dice and they get returned to Amazon before making it here. New shipment at some point. As long as I can mimic the sound of dice, the party will never know.

[jared - onto bluer skies @somanoutics]

JAILS ARE NOT MY FAVORED TERRAIN #criticalrole

[Matthew Mercer @matthewmercer]

One hour until tonight’s episode of #CriticalRole! Dive in with us regarding the mystery of the carnival show...
https://t.co/FC9lxgvRU3

[Matthew Mercer @matthewmercer]

@ForgingMeanings The dirt adds +1 AC.

[Travis McElroy (Self Parody) @travismcelroy]

IM SO EXCITED FOR YALL TO HEAR TODAYS @THEZONECAST!!!!

[TheBadDM @TheBadDM]

I feel like a DM should have their own set of dice on hand. Mostly to make it look like they're doing something instead of deciding numbers arbitrarily behind a screen.