Bad EFM

I'm bad at this.

[Bad EFM @TheBadEFM]

It's officially e̵n̵t̵i̵t̵l̵e̵d̵ ̵s̵p̵o̵u̵s̵e̵ Ball season.

#TrailingHouses #TrailingSpouses #EFM #Drexpats

[Bad EFM @TheBadEFM]

Shoutout to the very first #EFM I met in this lifestyle, who told me that the only states that mattered are the coastal states, and that she wouldn't be able to name the "middle ones" by their shapes anyway.

#TrailingHouses

[emily @north0fnorth]

one of my hotter takes is that there’s really no excuse for not knowing the geography of the country you live in. at least basic stuff like states/provinces and the five biggest cities. i don’t care if you never had a geography class. there’s a maps app on your phone right now

[Bad EFM @TheBadEFM]

People in this lifestyle will spend thousands of dollars on an interior decorator, but complain about buying their movers a sandwich. #Drexpats, make it make sense. #PCS #PCSSeason #EFM #TrailingHouses

[Bad EFM @TheBadEFM]

There's a new game going on over at #TrailingHouses: take a shot every time someone begins their comment with "As a Marine's wife...." It's a great game if your goal is to be hospitalized.

[Bad EFM @TheBadEFM]

Most of you own property in expensive, gentrified areas and yet you're still bitching about an $80/year benefit the underpaid active military gets and you don't wtf. #TrailingHouses

[Bad EFM @TheBadEFM]

Do you have a pair of animal print Rothy's or are you not a middle-aged #CLO?

[Bad EFM @TheBadEFM]

Hey, I haven't seen that Oscar de la Renta pineapple shirt on #TrailingHouses 100 times yet, only about 70. Please continue to post it thinking you're the first to do so.

[Bad EFM @TheBadEFM]

These kind of #PCSSeason #TrailingHouses posts are second in abject awfulness only to the "I never tip my druggie uneducated thieving bum American movers 'cause they're just druggie thieving bums who do a job I would be appalled to do let alone pay for" posts.

[Bad EFM @TheBadEFM]

Y'all's "LOL my movers are SOOO dumb!" posts on #TrailingHouses are tired at best and elitist at worst, but either way it's not a great reflection on you. #PCSSeason

[Bad EFM @TheBadEFM]

"LOL my 3rd world movers who don't speak English don't know how to spell 'shirts' in English LOL."

[Bad EFM @TheBadEFM]

The # of parents in this lifestyle who think they're raising the next Malala would be hilarious if it wasn't so cringe. Setting up a nonprofit in your kid's name before they can write it isn't indicative of their ambition to do good, it's indicative of your ambition to meet Oprah

[Bad EFM @TheBadEFM]

#PCSSeason means a lot of things, one of the most obnoxious being the people on Drexpats who brag about their gorgeous, palatial new digs under the guise of "HeLp! I hAvE nO iDeA hOw To DeCoRaTe!"

[Bad EFM @TheBadEFM]

Literally everyone on Trailing Houses forever and always:

[Bad EFM @TheBadEFM]

Does someone want to tell him?

[Bad EFM @TheBadEFM]

Cargo Ship: *gets stuck in the Suez canal*

500 people on Trailing Houses: "Where's your HHE...??? LOL!!! GEDDIT?? BECAUSE A CARGO SHIP IS STUCK. HHE IS DELIVERED ON CARGO SHIPS. SUCH AS THE ONE THAT IS STUCK. I AM BOTH SMART AND FUNNY FOR THINKING OF THIS BEFORE ANYONE ELSE!!!"

[Bad EFM @TheBadEFM]

Everyone in #PCSLodging be like

[blaire erskine @blaireerskine]

people who back into parking spaces

[Bad EFM @TheBadEFM]

On a scale of 1 to "I have a travel blog" how basic of an #EFM are you?

[Bad EFM @TheBadEFM]

Hilary Baldwin claiming she's Spanish because she was born in Spain when her American parents were on vacay is almost as bad as people on TH who let their kids claim they're Latino because they went to school in Central America for 3 years and know how to roll their R's.

[Bad EFM @TheBadEFM]

Are CLOs incompetent universally, or is it just every post I've ever been to?