Kat Arnsby

yes, i eat pieces of shit for breakfast

[Kat Arnsby @TheBaffer]

Whatever is in my bio this is my actual bio.

[Dr Eleanor Janega @GoingMedieval]

Just a lil bimbo who is mad at all books.

[Kat Arnsby @TheBaffer]

Not a massive Fan of Finland's 2026 entry, but the staging is a huge step up for them from 2025 where there were actual testicles dangling out of shorts.

#NeverForget #Eurovision

[Kat Arnsby @TheBaffer]

Gotta respect the frenetic national pride in Moldova's song.

It does kinda make me want to go on holiday there.
Genuinely, where tf is it?

#Eurovision

[Kat Arnsby @TheBaffer]

Drama is high, mood is unpredictable.

The French.
Loved it.

#Eurovision

[Kat Arnsby @TheBaffer]

We're aiming for Madness meets Ren, we've ended up with Blippy meets Rainbow.

Sigh.
So very Proud to be British.

#Eurovision

[Kat Arnsby @TheBaffer]

The Spice Girls from an alternative timeline where they got into witchcraft is the bedraggled offering from Croatia.

#Eurovision

[Kat Arnsby @TheBaffer]

First banger dropped by Bulgaria.

No notes.

#Eurovision

[Kat Arnsby @TheBaffer]

I live in Malta, and when I tell you it's a national obsession here I am understating the fact.

Which makes the choice to enter lounge-jazz as the 2026 submission all the more confusing.

#Eurovision

[Kat Arnsby @TheBaffer]

Why are Serbia so angsty every year?

I'm sure the answer is complicated, and also simply "Russia".

#Eurovision

[Kat Arnsby @TheBaffer]

Missed Belgium and Albania but my delivery chicken arrived.

Back to Greece's proper old skool europop. This is why I'm here.

#Eurovision

[Kat Arnsby @TheBaffer]

Well done Isreal on a Flight of the Navigator reference with the staging.

A movie about how an innocent boy's autonomy is removed by an alien force.

#Eurovision

[Kat Arnsby @TheBaffer]

As soon as the costuming includes a reveal you get my vote, Germany.

Regardless of your lass sounding like me aunt babs at karaoke at the dog and whistle on a tuesday night when the peach schnapps is half price.

#Eurovision 🇩🇪

[Kat Arnsby @TheBaffer]

Denmark straight out the gate with some creepy, inappropriate wailing.

Line-dancing meets vampires in a greenhouse.

#Eurovision #SoftPorn

[Kat Arnsby @TheBaffer]

Saying it early:

That twinky French dude is annoying af

#Eurovision

[Kat Arnsby @TheBaffer]

Why does the UK entry look like a drunk guy on a stag night?

The British pride hasn't kicked in yet and I'm not holding my breath.

Also, how is Australia in #Eurovision?

[Kat Arnsby @TheBaffer]

Reactivating this acc to livetweet #Eurovision

So far there is a lot of boat-related symbolism that I'm not picking up on and my delivery chicken is delayed.

[Wilde Thingy @wildethingy]

I'm not getting grumpier. It's that everybody else is getting more annoying.

[Kat Arnsby @TheBaffer]

@ArnsbyMike I miss you x ♥️ happy birthday

[Kat Arnsby @TheBaffer]

@Karl_Parrish Work laptop, and I am too much of a dipshit for linux.

I need all the windows UI, I can't even cope with a mac.

[Kat Arnsby @TheBaffer]

It always on a Friday when you wake up hoping to finish early the soft cunts over at microsoft are all like NO BITCH CANCEL YOUR DRINKING SESSION WITH A GERMAN THIS IS MORE FUN WE HATE YOU AT MICROSOFT WE PERSONALLY HATE YOU KAT ARNSBY WE HOPE YOUR WHOLE WEEKEND IS RUINED YOU PIE

[Kat Arnsby @TheBaffer]

@flypie Don'f fuckin rile me up, Bradley, I swear I'm will go nuclear.

The first update failed and still I wait.

[Kat Arnsby @TheBaffer]

@erski_gal WHY ALWAYS FRIDAY THO SERIOUSLY?

OS update failed... twice... 😭😭😭😭