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[Shotbow @ShotbowNetwork]

A new season of SMASH has begun! The website leaderboards will be updated to reflect it in the next few hours.

[Gloria Porter @The_Baugh_man]

Life lessons: If a chicken walks up to you and steps on your toe the polite thing to do is say if i were a hot dog i would eat myself

[Gloria Porter @The_Baugh_man]

LifeLessons:If you kill your friend, tell him/her the secrets of the girl scouts and sugar plumb fairies and he/she will be A-ok!

[Gloria Porter @The_Baugh_man]

LifeLessons:If your nose falls off when you are taking a shower you should turn off the lights and shimmy shake until it comes back.

[Gloria Porter @The_Baugh_man]

Lifelessons:If you dont feel well shove a placebo pill into your ear so that your ring finger can do the twist and move its body to the flow

[Gloria Porter @The_Baugh_man]

LifeLessons:It is ok to #deficate on a #turtle as long as you wash it with #applesause after the ritual.

[Gloria Porter @The_Baugh_man]

#TongaTheTeddyBear comin to get you. rip your #Intrials out use them to #JumpRope.

[Gloria Porter @The_Baugh_man]

LifeLessons:If your granny comes into your house and starts talking about how tall you are tickle her #rasberryperrypinkle until she falls.

[Gloria Porter @The_Baugh_man]

life lessons:If someone #farts you need to yell #yourluzerdisshowing then walk away like nothing happened so you can play WOW #foreveralone

[Gloria Porter @The_Baugh_man]

sometimes you just want to #flipthechickennuggit on an albino goat, and it is ok

[Gloria Porter @The_Baugh_man]

#firsttweet #hashbrowns I am the #Baughman