TheBeardedGm

Just a guy, with a beard, and a borderline unhealthy obsession with TTRPGs

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I feel bad for people who think that DND is the only game #OGL #TTRPGs #ttrpg #DnD #DnDBegone

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@itsmelissawhite As someone who's trying to scrape the bottom of the barrel to get free VA work for now, what is some advice that you can give for finding an agent or even finding paid work on your own?

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I'd like to welcome you to the party. the Dice Party that is. Come join us on July 1st, 2025. #diceparty #dicepartypodcast #podcast #TTRPG #dnd #dnd5e #partytime #5thedition #5e #dm #gms

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The feeling when you wake up a few hours before your alarm goes off is icy blue.

I will not be elaborating.

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@NintendoAmerica Lost opportunity to call it the 2witch.

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So I'm trying to get my crap together for a long form video to post on YouTube. I'm gonna make some MOTW informational videos.

Is there anything specific y'all would like to know about with that game? (I.E. beginner info, running combat, basic mechanics, ECT?)

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Pardon me, I'm just gonna publicly manifest real quick.

*Ahem*

I will write my manuscript fully.
I will find a literary agent who is cohesive with me and my vision.
I will get an editor who is also cohesive with me and my vision.
I will become a published author.

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If anyone is interested in a weekly short term campaign of Monster Of The Week I'm hosting one on Fridays at 12pm CST. All seats currently available. Get em before they fill up.
https://t.co/OGsHUWtDvQ

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"So it's settled. Let's seal this with a pinky."

"You mean a pinky promise right?"

*Stops sharpening knife* "A what?"

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So like, did each lightning bug give him 1,000 hugs, or did 10,000 lightning bugs all give him 1,000 hugs at the same time?

Maybe all 10,000 lightning bugs formed a physical mass in front of him and only 1,000 of the bugs actually gave him a hug.

Or or or maybe they...

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https://t.co/ZGYOGiW8zX

To anyone who has wanted to learn how to play TTRPGs in general, It can be a little confusing at first and overwhelming. Well that's why I'm doing this little "seminar" for new people.

Please spread the word. Check out the link for all the details.

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Spike left like 7/8ths of a pizza on the table, paid for it and left. Who does that?

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https://t.co/CgLQqxlj5D FULL SOUP TODAY!!!!!!

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@davidtilstra I punch my players in the face while they're trying to crunch numbers.

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On the phone:
Wait, Benjamin?

...

BROKEN?!‽

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You ever feel taken for granted?

Like you're the nice person who doesn't want to be mean or nasty to anyone so everyone takes that as an opening to treat you how they want to.

All because they know you're still gonna forgive them. It gets old.

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@BardicGeek I don't think I understand. Could you please make a spreadsheet about how much you love spreadsheets? K thanks bye!

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@Forbes George Carlin would salt your fuckin fields if he knew this was happening.

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@lazukars @Forbes What are you? A fuckin bot or a bootlicker?

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@MrShickadance_ Power word Shart

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@MaisieLynn17 You can't possibly think I would say no to this.