Garrett Whitley

He/Him. Aspiring author. 100% geek. Wannabe Jedi. D&D enthusiast.

[Garrett Whitley @TheBeardedOne__]

@BrandSanderson @torbooks Hyped to see more of Szeth's past unfold as well as any and all Wit shenanigans! I got my girlfriend into the cosmere, and she's now nearly as obsessed as I am.

[Garrett Whitley @TheBeardedOne__]

@BrandSanderson @YouTube Wind and Truth Hype!

[Garrett Whitley @TheBeardedOne__]

@DragonsteelBook Was literally on the checkout screen when it backed out of the transaction and said it was out of stock. Within 2 to 3 mins.

[Garrett Whitley @TheBeardedOne__]

Hot take, and I know I'm trash for this, but:
Pizza rolls cooked in the microwave taste better than pizza rolls cooked in the oven.

[Garrett Whitley @TheBeardedOne__]

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[Garrett Whitley @TheBeardedOne__]

@Jjohns___ I always feel like I'm gonna fumble it, so I awkwardly reach out with two hands.

[Johnny Yong Bosch @johnnyyongbosch]

I don’t want to say goodbye, I’m not ready to say goodbye. I feel grief, anger and regret. I will miss your ridiculous energy. Rest in peace brother.

[Garrett Whitley @TheBeardedOne__]

@Jjohns___

[Garrett Whitley @TheBeardedOne__]

New drip?

[Britt Ortega @evergreenqveen]

A witch running errands 🪴🐭✨

[Garrett Whitley @TheBeardedOne__]

Since it's that time of year, I'm here to spread truth once again:
Candy corn is disgusting, and you should be ashamed for liking it.

[trash jones @jzux]

my love language is gentle roasting

[Garrett Whitley @TheBeardedOne__]

@i_am_muta Legit added it to my cart like 30 mins after tweeting this 😅

[Garrett Whitley @TheBeardedOne__]

Yes, but where can I buy it?

[Garrett Whitley @TheBeardedOne__]

@snailonsaturn Happy birthday!

[mothman @mothmanbot]

Mothman is real and knows things can be tough sometimes but will always believe in you

[Garrett Whitley @TheBeardedOne__]

The comment section on every SuperMega video is a lawless wasteland, and I absolutely love it.

[Wyrmwood @WyrmwoodGaming]

October 18th. 👀🍒

[Wyrmwood @WyrmwoodGaming]

🔥 BIG Giveaway 🔥

We are giving away a Wyrmwood Padauk Rolling Tray AND dice! 🎲

(Rules posted below 👇)
#WyrmwoodWednesday #dnd5e #dnd #giveaway #dice #ttrpg

[Garrett Whitley @TheBeardedOne__]

It’s a good day for tea and D&D