The Beard Guy

A raw guy with morals.

[The Beard Guy @TheBeardGuy]

My beard is custom made to keep the cold out but also stop heat getting through #allweatherbeard

[The Beard Guy @TheBeardGuy]

Last night was mental! The one night of the year that I can dye my beard white and rob multiple houses without being stopped! #Winning

[The Beard Guy @TheBeardGuy]

Fell asleep for an hour on the couch and woke up with tinsle and tree-lights weaved into my beard. What the hell? #FestiveBeard

[The Beard Guy @TheBeardGuy]

When I get scared I wrap my beard around my body and curl up into a ball like a hedgehog #MyHairyGuardian

[The Beard Guy @TheBeardGuy]

When the final whistle went in the Clasico game, I could swear my beard started purring.

[The Beard Guy @TheBeardGuy]

A few years back I was faced with a choice. Jam doughnuts or my beard. Which did I choose? Well I'm sure as hell not TheDoughnutGuy...

[The Beard Guy @TheBeardGuy]

Leonidas ain't got SHIT on me #FuckSpartaThisIsEastLondonBITCH

[The Beard Guy @TheBeardGuy]

It seems that when I connect a battery to my beard it glows blue #whowouldhaveknown

[The Beard Guy @TheBeardGuy]

Going to bed. My beard gets its own pillow now #gettingbignow

[The Beard Guy @TheBeardGuy]

I whip my beard-hair back and forth, I whip my beard-hair back and forth!

[The Beard Guy @TheBeardGuy]

Note to self: keep beard away from velcro.

[The Beard Guy @TheBeardGuy]

A lot of people ask me how I got my beard. Well, there was some black goo and then...well watch Spider-Man 3, it explains better...

[The Beard Guy @TheBeardGuy]

When I shower, I put shower gel all over my face and scrub my body clean using my beard as a sponge #multipurposebeardstories

[The Beard Guy @TheBeardGuy]

Instead of using cutlery, scrubbing the plate with your beard and absorbing the nutrients via beard osmosis #LikeABeardedBoss

[The Beard Guy @TheBeardGuy]

Comb went straight through the beard this morning. No resistance at all #Winning #LikeAHotKnifeThroughButter

[The Beard Guy @TheBeardGuy]

Just woke up with the shock of my life thinking "why is a stray cat sitting on my face?". It was just my beard. Getting heavy #NeedATrim

[Sammy Shaheen @sammyshaheen]

@TheBeardGuy Ah mate, you changed my life. Keep up the good work!

[The Beard Guy @TheBeardGuy]

@Frazer_Jet No my brother. The real hero is in your heart...or on your face #IWearMyHeartOnMyFaceNotOnMySleeve

[The Beard Guy @TheBeardGuy]

I've never felt the cold winter air on my face. That's why I love my beard #whoneedsascarf

[The Beard Guy @TheBeardGuy]

I wish my beard was emo so it would cut itself. Lol jk, my beard will never leave me #symbioticrelationship