If your name is Tony, and your wife is at a gym in Medina rn, she's filing for divorce after your year end bonus clears. - per the woman on the treadmill next to me facetiming her lawyer
Hedge funds are complaining about losing billions on GameStop, which means it’s a good time to invest in whatever company makes the world’s tiniest violins.
Beer and Bacon is almost under way. We've got 24 Russian Imperial Stout to pair with our dark chocolate bacon truffles. Reusable silipints are just $10 if you want a good fest glass.
Pure Project Banker's Hill Grand Opening weekend is set for the August 2nd-4th, mark your calendars now! More details to come on the @pureatthepark Instagram account, be sure to follow. :) Cellar Cyndicate Members, check your emails a bit later today for a special invite!
In just one fleeting moment, that will pass at 1:23 p.m. Alaska Time, Earth's northern pole will cease tilting away from the sun and will begin slowly to tilt back toward it. We made it, Alaska. We really made it. #wintersolstice#herecomesthesun#getoutside