Ben Asscrack

Official account of actor and director Ben Asscrack. Boston strong.

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@FBallAnalysisYT This is fucking stupid.

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@Pat_Egan You can be this horny for an industry colleague on your main

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@BleedingGreen Isn’t Burrow’s issue exactly the same as Hurts: stubbornness about playing anything but a shotgun spread offense?

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@LesBowen Jurgens is washed, playing out of position and they’re getting back more draft capital than they spent to get him in the first place. AJ didn’t want to be here. What are we talking about

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@steventornnado You do the weather on the gay man news and I’m the faggot

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@Marcus_TROTR You think fucking Bach had recording equipment retard?

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@BartHiggins18 Bart man I just found your account but I’ve never related more to a tweet. I want my burger cooked the way a burger is supposed to be cooked. If you have any questions about it GTFO of the business

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@BadTakeBuster @Sloth33__ @LeorKushner You dont know what you’re talking about. You cited the stat before knowing what it tracked & now working backwards.

The Eagles do well in turnover margin because they’re consistently among the lowest in the league in giveaways, because it’s a philosophical imperative for the HC.

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@BadTakeBuster @Richard39100408 So basically this is saying that the Eagles are lucky because they have a high positive turnover margin. Yet they do year in and year out. That seems to be indicative of a philosophical approach, which it is.

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@yannispappas https://t.co/zTms4FrmKi

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@andymalafarina The difference between a guy who came up listening to Stern and OnA versus guys who came up listening to Bert fucking Kreischer and Theo Vonn

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@ejdickson Hasn’t all of this been widely known for years at this point?

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@aHavoccc @ZBerm Offensive line is struggling big time

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@aHavoccc @ZBerm as blindly optimistic as you doesn’t make them a buzz kill. 11-6 would be a good season for this team, the offense is going to see peaks and valleys early on until everyone is fully acclimated to a completely new scheme.

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@aHavoccc @ZBerm lol dude get a grip. “Easily” win 14 games? A 14-win season has been accomplished just 26 times in the history of the league. “Competent” play caller? He’s never called plays! How would you know?

These things could turn out to be true, but just because someone isn’t

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@Beastmon_Jon @theserfstv Kurt is retarded and thinks Buck 65 is elephant graveyard

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@brockheimstein @REbr0 Holy shit you are gay

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@bendoingsoyface Loving the EG video while being a fan of the guy who let Tim Dolan molest him

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@xgrowthpascal Damn so you are just like a huge fucking loser. Not a stand I’d publicly take