Mamí

Boy mom. Professional Procrastinator. Enjoys Carbs.

[Mamí @TheBestBethany]

Wow, people annoy me.

[Mamí @TheBestBethany]

Dropped my phone from the bed to my big toe. I cried.

[verum obdurat 🌺⏳🌵⚔️ @leucinedreams]

Spouse of friend went to a coronavirus party where young people try to infect each other to get through it and get back to normal life. Of 22 in attendance, 2 are dead and 6 are in the hospital. Friend���s spouse is sick at home. All of them were under 35.

[🖤Mortemer🖤 @Mort3mer]

Stop saying it’s just the old and those with preexisting cond. (which is FUCKED UP that people are ok with them getting it) that catch #covid19 . The science is showing that EVERYONE can catch it and DIE. Your odds may be lower but do you really want to play that game?

[Mamí @TheBestBethany]

@frkazoid Pay bills/rent.

[zane @zane]

this was more exciting than any game I’ve ever watched

[Mamí @TheBestBethany]

To think that parties are just now starting and I’m laid up in bed with my baby trying to keep my eyes open... 😂how did I use to live that life?

[Mamí @TheBestBethany]

Just in case anyone was wondering if I loved being a mother... the answe is yes 🥰

[Mamí @TheBestBethany]

Tonight is a sit awake eating chocolate all night kinda night

[Mamí @TheBestBethany]

😒😒 maaaan...

[Michael Booth ☀️ @mboothdenver]

We've helpfully animated the CDC coronavirus statement for you

[Lisa Desjardins @LisaDNews]

CDC: The American ppl should prepare for the possibility that their lives may be disrupted b/c of coronavirus.

Says ppl may have to stay home from work, schools and daycares may close.

And ppl should make plans for how to handle that, now.

(Telecommuting, child care plans.)

[Mamí @TheBestBethany]

The man flu has hit the Cruz/Williams household. Plz say a prayer for my mother and I... all the boys are sick, including Felix. 🤦🏽‍♀️

[Ninja Sex Party @ninjasexparty]

pants are stupid

pls RT

[Morgan Hayes @Morgan_L_H]

‼️‼️ Pastor Bryan Nerren is trapped in India 150 days by anti-Christian government corruption and unfair justice. @RealDonaldTrump can do something when he visits India next week. #BringBrianHome https://t.co/dTAaYucECN

[Mamí @TheBestBethany]

When you lookin back at it, proud of ya self 😂

[Mamí @TheBestBethany]

@mrsjeniolionis I’ve realized that 😂😂

[Mamí @TheBestBethany]

I’m downloading tiktok... 😩 who am I?

[Mamí @TheBestBethany]

@thetorrejon @demonweasel 😂😂 well.. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Dominic DeAngelis @dommdeangelis]

waffles are better than pancakes but pancakes really hit sometimes ok?