The Bob

I'm gay n I love me some Jesus

[The Bob @TheBig_Bob]

What's better

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Every muscle in my body is in a state of constant tired and fatigue. #dontdodrugsdecember

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If you have sex with guacamole does it become guaca-hole

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@AjJenni84 @travelchannel Your bitch ass knows that ain't what I ment

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@travelchannel I wanna see what they think we eat

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I wanna see a show @travelchannel where some guy goes around the world eating the most far off interpretations of American food that y'all can find for him

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@kaitlynlongo_ Awe baby I love you 💕💕

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Colours are weird man

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I'd call yellow grapes normal... the white ones r like yellowish. But if I saw a purple banana I think I'd shit myself

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"I'd rather laugh with sinners than cry with saints...". To you Mr Joel I respond "I'd rather fornicate with Satan and Jesus simultaneously"

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"I've always wanted to be a girl, that's why I became a cook" #THEGOAT

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The sleeves on my sweater are so stretched out I feel like a white girl wearing her football star bf's oversized hoodie. My bf is on varsity

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My feet are cold rn. Why the fuck am I even wearing socks

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Guys TBH black people are just black white people. Let's end racism by thinking of Chinese people as Asian white people. #bobbyendsracism

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I think the world would be a weird place if everyone had the same body but different faces. One female body. One male body. Infinite faces.

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What would the world be like if everyone wore purple morphsuits all the time? Is some hot people worth all the fatties?

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White people have definitely ruined TV for me. You're not in highschool ur a 35 year old man. We all know

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Are you a stripper? Then you don't know. I speak for the strippers. I know their tongue. I am one with their people now.

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Sandals are to Jews what stilettos are to whores

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If dicks grew on trees I would become a farmer

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What would happen if gummy bears started having interracial babies and ended up having a gummy bear race war