(Redacted)

Newcastle United supporting bastard. Professional arsehole. Indiscriminate blocker.

[(Redacted) @TheBigCol]

Tonali playing him on as well 🤣🤣 #nufc

[(Redacted) @TheBigCol]

@Im_RobM @NUFCThreatLevel Mate, you missed out the words 'to Strasbourg'.

[(Redacted) @TheBigCol]

@NUFCThreatLevel Must have heard you.

[(Redacted) @TheBigCol]

@NUFCThreatLevel One of those hashtags is a bit dodgy, I must say.

[(Redacted) @TheBigCol]

If said colleague refused to turn up for work for over a month, whilst also being paid considerably more than others that actually bothered to turn up and do what they are paid for, I'd probably tell them to go piss up a fucking rope, to be brutally honest.
#nufc

[Chris Wiseman @ChrisWiseman84]

You never wished a colleague good luck when they start a new job? Despite how they got it, some Newcastle fans need to grow up before we end up with a lot more players wanting to leave and nobody wanting to join #NUFC

[(Redacted) @TheBigCol]

Forever grateful?

Funny way of showing it.

Blow it out your arse, Alex.

#nufc

[(Redacted) @TheBigCol]

@NUFCThreatLevel Nah. Arms in a natural position.

[(Redacted) @TheBigCol]

Long term contract, eh?

Yeah, he tends not to stick to those.

Bye, prick.

#NUFC

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

We have completed the transfer of Alexander Isak from Newcastle United on a long-term contract 🙌🔴

[(Redacted) @TheBigCol]

Like you always say, Mitch @geordiedentist
American money = good
Arab money = bad

#nufc

[Ian Herbert @ianherbs]

We thought the Gulf states would be all powerful in our football. But Liverpool's American owners have shown you can win without vast sovereign wealth. Right now, they're seeing the Abu Dhabis and Saudis off. https://t.co/Jk0TQ9J0no

[(Redacted) @TheBigCol]

#nufc

[(Redacted) @TheBigCol]

Imagine having the owners of one of your competitors having LITERALLY HUNDREDS OF TIMES the wealth that you have, but are prohibited from spending because you and a couple of your mates are protected by anti-competitive and restrictive rules, specifically designed to stop them.

[Football on TNT Sports @footballontnt]

Imagine winning the Premier League in your first season by 10 points and then signing these players in the next transfer window...

🇸🇪 Isak
🇩🇪 Wirtz
🇫🇷 Ekitike
🇭🇺 Kerkez
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Guehi
🇳🇱 Frimpong
🇬🇪 Mamardashvili

[(Redacted) @TheBigCol]

Once again, Crystal Palace hand a Super League 6 club a bottle of lube, drop their drawers, bend over and say "ooh, not too hard this time" when they could have had twice as much last year when #nufc bid for him.

[Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews]

BREAKING: Marc Guehi has been given permission to undergo a medical with Liverpool 🔴

The deal agreed between the clubs is £35m 💰

[(Redacted) @TheBigCol]

@chris_armin Simons has already gone to Spurs, mate.

[(Redacted) @TheBigCol]

@NUFCThreatLevel Probably enough to fill our allocation.

[Bayer 04 Leverkusen @bayer04_en]

Just hoping we don't get Grimsby...

#UCLdraw

[(Redacted) @TheBigCol]

I think that may be the single, most objectively funny thing I've ever witnessed on a football pitch. 4 players that cost in excess of £60m in the squad, and they couldn't get past a League 2 team.

They can never live this down.

Like, ever. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
#NUFC

[(Redacted) @TheBigCol]

@MagpieChannel_ To be fair, it's been over for quite a while now.

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

Newcastle United statement: Alexander Isak

[(Redacted) @TheBigCol]

Them: £110m for Isak.

Us: Nope. Not enough.

Them: ACCEPT IT!!!

Us: OK, then. You don't have to shout.

That's genuinely how they think it will happen. Astounding arrogance.

#nufc

[(Redacted) @TheBigCol]

@FordeyNUFC