Conservatives

Changing the country, one crime at a time. Tory is as Tory does baby. ☕️ Buy me a coffee here:

[Conservatives @TheBigCons]

If there was another EU referendum, how would you vote?

Please RT for larger sample.

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Nadine Dorries has now been in her job since resigning “with immediate effect” longer than Liz Truss was Prime Minister.

That’s some impressive Torying.

[Conservatives @TheBigCons]

I, Social Media manager for TheBigCons, resign with immediate effect.

See you tomorrow.

[Conservatives @TheBigCons]

The ongoing news about banks refusing to support people they consider racist, has diluted trust.

You cannot behave however you like and expect others to continue to trust you.

I therefore have to admit that I no longer trust Nigel Farage.

[Conservatives @TheBigCons]

@TG_81 Tommy think he’s been clever here.

But much like most aggressive, right wing morons, all he has done is prove that he failed his Maths GCSE.

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Peter Flavel, Head of Coutts, has now also stood down over the Nigel Farage fiasco.

And rightly so.

This proves that right wing politics will always win over the woke agenda.

No one should be allowed to take your money and betray you.

Except us.

https://t.co/ly8sE3MJuZ

[Conservatives @TheBigCons]

Gina Miller, Leader of the True & Fair party is the latest politician to have their bank account closed.

We understand that, as soon as he heard, Nigel Farage jumped on a plane to the banks headquarters to fix this for her.

https://t.co/QHQq4TxC3J

[Conservatives @TheBigCons]

@TiceRichard This was nothing to do with going woke Richard.

Do you understand what that phrase means or are you jumping on another bandwagon?

She got fired for a serious data protection breach. The initial issue was around wrongly taking a political position as a bank.

Silly person.

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@TofuratiTomGood Yep. Mostly white supremacists it seems.

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The fact that Flitwick Town Council have written to Nadine Dorries to complain about a “lack of representation” & to demand her “immediate vacation” of the seat is something we simply must act upon.

We have sent Lee Anderson over there with his mates to sort them out.

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@LozzaFox That right, it’s Sadiq Khan’s fault that you broke the law and endangered the lives of children. Nice way to show personal responsibility.

Grow up you silly little child.

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It’s great to see Natwest finally fire their CEO Alison Rose after the Coutts fiasco.

When an organisation fails on ethical standards and has a leadership team that behaves so poorly, they must all be fired.

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@LozzaFox You might want to look up the definition of the word “proof” there kiddo. It doesn’t mean what you think it does.

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@TiceRichard Great “policies” Dicky.

Here are some more “policies” you can add:

Happier children
Bigger cars
Prettier trees
Funnier jokes
Getting votes

[Conservatives @TheBigCons]

Will you lot just leave Suella Braverman alone!!!

She withheld this money from asylum seekers in order to fund a luxury Rwandan concentration camp that was for THEIR BENEFIT!!

In the end the Rwandans are going to be the winners.

https://t.co/z0YdnnUJJy

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@KEdge23 There are 5 things seriously wrong with that tweet. That’s some impressive incompetence Kev.

[Conservatives @TheBigCons]

Ken Clarke has let himself down.

The idea that Brexit is a disaster is just not true.

We have more food banks than ever

We don’t have forest fires

Our bankers and oil executives are super rich

Our politicians have freedom and immunity

Huge success!

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Nadine is 100% right as usual.

Alison Rose should resign!

She doesn’t have to actually leave the job of course. She can just resign but stay in the job like any sensible person would.

[Rt Hon Nadine Dorries @NadineDorries]

Not sure why anyone thinks it’s appropriate she should stay, least of all Alison Rose herself.

Her actions raise serious questions around the culture within Coutts - what other questionable behaviours, attitudes and practices lurk beneath the surface? https://t.co/YbxNIcImTg

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@KEdge23 Most badly written tweet ever award goes to Kevin.

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As our Prime Minister says, Labour are on the same side as criminal gangs. Gangs that insult, abandon, lie to and harm our citizens.

But unlike these gangs we will never make you cry, we will never say goodbye, we will never tell a lie or hurt you.

#NoStrangersToLove

[Rishi Sunak @RishiSunak]

This is what we’re up against.

The Labour Party, a subset of lawyers, criminal gangs - they're all on the same side, propping up a system of exploitation that profits from getting people to the UK illegally.

I have a plan to stop it.

Here’s how 🧵

https://t.co/ez3rYIU0uQ

[Conservatives @TheBigCons]

@NadineDorries @piersmorgan @TalkTV Never has someone looked more awkward and more photoshopped