Big Puma

Unofficial beat writer for Astros & Cougars. Just thru-hiked the Appalachian Trail. Instagram below.

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@smittyagin Why advertise a kill?

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@LMac_1326 Agreed, my cat is always acting out. Not sure how to get her to respect me, yet alone constantly use the litter box.

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@Coach_Leach Park benches? Don’t see the correlation coach.

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Yordan Alvarez

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@MadSadAstrosFan Hate you too. Wish the worst.

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@cerothstein You do not seem like a good person.

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@jakemailhot No, Jake. The Astros covered Aaron’s hands in pine tar, sacrificed a chicken, and reversed stole signs (not sure how that works). That is the only way Aaron immediately had different results.

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@Guns_Up_TTU @BruceFeldmanCFB We open with OU. The bottom of our conference is basically the Big 12 bottom. Add in, UH has a better shot of NY6 game than Tech EVERY YEAR. Tech is blocked, UH nah.

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@MKE_Coog Can you shoot them and eat them?

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Oh man, I miss Michael Bourn. What a throwback name.

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Most 1 BB, 1 SB games since 2009:

Mike Trout: 119
Brett Gardner: 110
Michael Bourn: 104
Jacoby Ellsbury: 98
Andrew McCutchen: 96
Melvin Upton Jr: 93
Elvis Andrus: 91

Trout didn’t play his first MLB game until 2011.

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@Guns_Up_TTU @BruceFeldmanCFB Say the same about going to Tech, no?

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@MarkBermanFox26 @TherealEyabi @UHCougarFB @gocoogs1 #4 rated recruit in the country in 2018, #1 on defense. Absolutely crazy!

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@didithegoat @BallparkBitch But if we are cheating, then the results would disappear once players moved on from the Astros, correct? So how do you explain Charlie Morton? He must be cheating with Tampa Bay right?

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@peterp2000 @Travis_Sawchik Ask Charle Morton, he is on a different team now and is a potential cy young.

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@ballsandgutters @Travis_Sawchik But the results transfer once they leave the Astros i.e. Charlie Morton. So he cheating at Tampa Bay too??

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What a day for Astros: They get AL Player of Month, Pitcher of Month and Rookie of Month, have first HOF induction ceremony and then get a combined no-hitter.

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@MarkBermanFox26 @TCUFootball @UHCougarFB Wow, CDH is bringing in talent all over the field. Solid TCU transfer and potential Bama transfer in the same day (Bama transfer the # 4 recruit in the country for class of 2018).

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@NateMendelson Go get’em Ed!

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Yordan Alvarez: 2.0 fWAR in 161 PA

Bryce Harper: 2.3 fWAR in 475 PA

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@gocoogs1 What the?! Wow 😮. Welcome Mr. Anoma!! #GoCoogs 🐾🐾🐾