The Big Red Tool

The highest quality non-daily, online, publication at a west central KY college that begins with the letter ‘W’. Bluesky:

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Breaking! SGA approves Gilbane Partnership, welcomes massive hike in student housing costs with open arms, requests additional spanking

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"Big Red Tool Changes Name!" "We don't want to be associated with this Fyre Festival currculum." - eds.

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Yellow journalism at its campus best.

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Check out our new issue, on a campus wall near you! Including updates on new fees, "angry Jesus," and gold bars in the Chandler sub-basement!
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UPDATE: The Western™ attorney Andrea Anderson informs SGA that Pride Center is illegal. Asked if Pit Stop campus store will still sell student-favorite "gay lollipops," Anderson responds that "the law" requires that they be renamed "multicolored optical phenomenon lollipops."

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BREAKING! The Western™ President Tim Caboni Vasectomizes Colonnade General Education Curriculum Using Big Red Tool.
JUST IN: The Western™ Faculty Member Fired for Briefly Thinking About Charlie Kirk.

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Breaking News: Demolition of New The Western™ Business School scheduled day after celebratory dedication of new The Western™ Business School!

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BREAKING! The Western™ Excretes New Plans for Campus Bathrooms https://t.co/hnGdX9XlOO

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Repost Wednesday: Who Will Pay for New Blimps? “Oh, the Humanities!” Screams Todd Stewart https://t.co/vEa9XnUu69

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Faculty "weekly productivity letters" acquired by Tool via FOIA open records request.https://t.co/kakBnxP4iQ

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"Clogging to Greater Orgasms?" Strategic Plan Rename Underway https://t.co/RnaWXU5O7E

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Check out The Western™'s latest tech monetization scheme. Meow!
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Carboni Credits His “Music Years in New Orleans” for Award https://t.co/9kikU36u5J

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Read all about it: Website Scrubbing Commences at The Western™! https://t.co/R1R5o3R6PC

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A Special Message from new The Western™ Film Program Director, Donald Trump. https://t.co/tD31wMQCV5

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The Western’s™ Peppy the Frog® Joined by New Mascot Brands https://t.co/iqu8e4Z2Gj

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More breaking news, and involving Elon Musk, so must be important! https://t.co/7HIOoLH7y1

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Breaking news! "Fighting Dick" and Other Renaming Initiatives Announced! https://t.co/YAVF9i4One

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Everything is Fine at The Western™  https://t.co/uZ2dzyC4hx

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Big Red Expelled, Sued for Gender Non-Conformity! Read about it! https://t.co/bL3qTINDfd