Birdman

You guys ever heard of bojack horseman?

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Having an insane out of body experience playing Fortnite and 🍃 while eating bbq chips

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I want to be seven years old again and go to the zoo with my mom

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Eating a shower rotisserie chicken rn

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Romanizing my post death conversation in the afterlife that I’m going to have with my previous roommate, a 8 foot tall talking horse, and my great great grandfather before my midterm history test

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I hate having memories that aren’t mine

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@Snomman01 Did you see the eyes come out of our walls yet?

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Replying to tinder dms on the shitter

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Taking my first shit on company time

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I got let out of my enclosure to get a little treat before work today

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The sky has not been real for the past week

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I’ve started taking the sounds of McDonald’s home with me, I can hear the beeping in the back of my head and this time I can’t turn it off

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About to start my first McDonald’s shift

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Before it’s gone: #Fortnite

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Events have transpired

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I wanna get sucked into jumanji for a few years

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Nervous for my interview at chipotle tomorrow, I hear they pay 18 Justin Roilands an hour

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Unsure if I’m gonna be able to watch 800+ one piece episodes this week in order to see Gear 5 get animated on time

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Waiting for my mcdonals

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Why is it so wet in here?