The Bitter Bartender

Your daily dose of witty encounters with people at the bar while I work. I also provide commentary while watching CNN. Cheers!

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Server: "How do you make a Virgin Shirley Temple?"
Me: "That question is redundant."
Server: *Blank stare*
Me: "......Sprite and grenadine."

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I think we need a follow up to #Hucks @NinaWest... Hucks for Gov...

Sarah Sanders expected to announce bid for Arkansas governor on Monday https://t.co/4VMdHpoN97

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@jaketapper The irony of them playing the soundtrack for “Les Miserables” at a #TrumpRally is not lost on me.
#1984IsHere #LesMiserables

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Hey @CNN, you have no idea how much I appreciate these #30SecondsOfCalm commercials during tonight’s #CNNelection. Cheers!
#VoteYourOssoff #WinWithWarnock @JohnKingCNN @wolfblitzer @andersoncooper

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Even Fox News is over this administration’s Bull Sh*t. #BREAKING

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

They finally did it. Fox News cuts off Kayleigh McEnany for lying.

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Alright, one more time for the people in the back of the room.

My #SexualOrientation is gay.

My “preference” is not having to explain that it’s not a fucking ‘preferred’ choice.

Words matter, especially with an “#originalist” on the #SCOTUS. #AmyConeyBarrett #ACBHearings

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...but seriously @Meghan_Trainor, @JohnKingCNN really is #AllAboutThatBass... #NoTreble @CNN @CNNInsidePolitx #JusticeForTreble

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Hey @Meghan_Trainor, @JohnKingCNN is #AllAboutThatBass. #NoTreble @CNN @CNNInsidePolitx #JusticeForTreble

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Just an observation @BrookeBCNN and @CNN. I feel like the headline of “U.S. adds 4.8 million jobs in June” is a bit misleading. We didn’t add 4.8 million jobs in June, we recovered 4.8 million jobs in June. We still have work to do. #JobsReport #HeroesAct

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@MillersAleHouse @wjxt4 Why is a #COVID19 sanitation team coming to clean the restaurant on deer lake ct? Is it out of an abundance of caution because an employee has tested positive or a different reason? If it’s the former, when are you telling the public? #Floridacoronavirus

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Another beautiful day in #QuarantineLife.

I’d like to thank #Covid_19 for this beautiful view...

And that’s your #CoronaVirusUpdate from my house

#PlasticTheHouseDownBoots

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@JosephCollazo

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I’ve never felt more connected to @SherylCrow than I do now during this #GlobalCitizen concert. She is my whole #mood with a #FriedChicken banner on her wall.
#coronavirus #COVID19 #FatKid

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@WorldOfWonder Help me!!

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Hey @VH1, @RuPaulsDragRace, @DIRECTV...

I’m a bartender who works Friday nights. I’m trying to watch last nights episode of #RuPaulsDragRace, and I’m being met with this.

PLEASE SEND HELP!!!!!!!!!!

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@JosephCollazo @VH1 @RuPaulsDragRace @WorldOfWonder help us!!!!!

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“We were dealt a bad hand from China.” -#PeterNavarro

“That’s just a waste of time to say that!!!” -@brikeilarcnn

Yaasssssss girl!!! SHUT! HIM! UP!

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@JosephCollazo @SenatorLoeffler @UPS

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@mkraju @SenatorLoeffler, you quit yet?
#LoefflerMustResign #LockHerUp #ByeFelicia

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@SenatorLoeffler, you quit yet?
#LoefflerMustResign #LockHerUp #ByeFelicia

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Ladies and Gentleman... The #PresidentOfTheUnitedStates!
Who needs words of #Encouragement when we can watch #Trump deflect by attacking a reporter doing his job?
#CoronaVirusUpdate #CoronaVirus #Brat #TrumpLiedPeopleDied