The Blob Weekly

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[Paul @ahpaulras]

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It’s no simple act at all, and we need our neighbors near and far just to make it through our day, but we just can’t see it anymore. We’ve replaced the people we should be seeing with brands and technology, and we’re losing our connection to humanity in the process.

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We have been gifted with the return of the great Vince Gilligan to our televisions. After years of Breaking Bad, Better Call Saul, and El Camino, he's branching out of criminal underworlds and scummy law offices into the world of science fiction.

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The simple act of going and getting a carton of oat milk requires many farmers, factory workers, drivers, and grocery store employees just for that one item.

[Paul @ahpaulras]

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We’ve got a lot going on! We won’t take up too much of your time and you wouldn’t want us to anyway!

It’s better to read 280 words than 280 characters.

Either this will really be for you or it really won’t. Good luck.

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Why on Earth are we, the editorial staff (lol) of an F-rate publication with a name as dumb as The Blob Weekly, giving folks another Substack?

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In Lawrence Kasdan’s 1983 classic, The Big Chill, Jeff Goldblum’s character, Michael, writes for People Magazine. He has a line that goes “where I work we only have one editorial rule. You can’t write anything longer than it takes your average person to take an average crap.”

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