John Miknugitt

15 years on the force. Dispenser of justice. Avenging my partner in my off time.

[John Miknugitt @theBoatCop]

Moons over Sam Tarly #GameofThronesFood @midnight

[John Miknugitt @theBoatCop]

#WhenIDieImComingBackAs one of Danny Trejo's tattoos

[road hack @billbushart]

Katie Perry's halftime show was a nipple away from being memorable @absrdNEWS

[John Miknugitt @theBoatCop]

Finally! A dick-pill commercial! Nope, Fiat... my bad. #SuperBowl

[John Miknugitt @theBoatCop]

I usually ask for my Big Mac specifically WITHOUT "lovin" #SuperBowl

[John Miknugitt @theBoatCop]

Really McDonald's? "Pay with lovin!?" #TheOldestProfession #SuperBowl

[John Miknugitt @theBoatCop]

Chew your food completely, Steven Tyler. #SuperBowl

[John Miknugitt @theBoatCop]

Don't have Nationwide? You must hate babies. #SuperBowl

[John Miknugitt @theBoatCop]

Any of these commercials making the nation's dads feel guilty, yet? #SuperBowl

[Brandon Siegert @barlesb]

I pray that @BBC_TopGear test the viability of the Lamborghini flying through the skyscraper window as seen on the fast furious 7 trailer.

[John Miknugitt @theBoatCop]

Damnit, Chris Collinsworth's geographical knowledge is better than mine. #SuperBowl

[John Miknugitt @theBoatCop]

I'm going to go hug a Coca-Cola #SuperBowl

[John Miknugitt @theBoatCop]

Budweiser is now made with more sad puppies and 90's one-hit-wonders #Superbowl

[John Miknugitt @theBoatCop]

It's official. Carnival supports evolution! #SuperBowlXLIX

[John Miknugitt @theBoatCop]

Awww, Tom Brady lost his ball. #SuperBowlXLIX

[Funny Or Die @funnyordie]

Kinda tough to care about Katie Couric & Bryant Gumbel's thoughts on a car when they both have all of their legs. #SuperBowl

[John Miknugitt @theBoatCop]

That was either a BMW commercial, or the sequel to Driving Miss Daisy #SuperBowlXLIX

[John Miknugitt @theBoatCop]

The Patriots switched Marshawn Lynch's Skittles with Reece's Pieces #SuperBowl #candygate

[GQ Magazine @GQMagazine]

Marshawn Lynch ate a Skittle. Drink!

[John Miknugitt @theBoatCop]

That coin toss looked suspect. #SuperBowl #cointossgate