Bob Ray 🚮

Award eligible filmmaker: ROCK OPERA, HELL ON WHEELS, TOTAL BADASS, many shorts, animation, music vids (Nashville Pussy, Riverboat Gamblers, Fuckemos), etc.

[Bob Ray 🚮 @theBobRay]

Gross

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Trump isn’t draining the swamp, he’s painting it to look like a swimming pool.

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Folx bragging about being a 7th generation Texas. Yeah? Big whoop.

I’m 13,000 generation human.

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The pilot of the F 15 that got shot down is screwed. Royally screwed.

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It’s neat how MAGA folx get all riled up mad when people tell them what their preferred pronouns are and then MAGA refuses to use them.

Yet when you call what is obviously a war a war, they get all riled up mad and persnickety about preferential labeling.

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I’m hosting movies and moderating the post screening Q&A’s at @sxsw. Dates times, movies, memories, filmmakers, me.

The Truth and Tragedy of Moriah Wilson
Cornbread Mafia
First They Came for My College
The Dads
The Man with the Big Hat
The Last Critic
Noah Kahan: Out of Body

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Republicans have the majority in Congress. Republicans have the majority in the Senate. Republicans hold the presidency.

Republicans: our elections are rampant with cheating.

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Everyone all riled up mad about a Black actor playing Helen of Troy but didn’t say a peep when that Black actor played Hitler in that one movie.

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Some kind of witchcraft is afoot. As soon as this dude gets run over by a woman, he starts having a menstrual cycle. Somebody start a GoFundMe so he can buy some tampons.

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I mean, he can’t effectively finger-bang an adult with a finger that small. What’s he supposed to do?

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Trump to Iran: if you harm protesters, we will fuck you up.

Trump to American protesters: we will fuck you up.

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What am I going to do with all these Xmas/Sorry for Being White holiday cards I was about to send out now?

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So, you’re telling me I can’t just cruise around in international waters with some drugs on my boat without getting blown up dead? Thats effed up.

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If we just legalized drugs we could seize those drug boats and keep the drugs.

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The farmer bailout isn’t socialism. It’s only socialism when it comes from the Socialism region of France. The farmer bailout is sparkling capitalism.

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Do ppl call white trash folx who are right wing Right Trash?

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@McConaughey @TexasFootball @TexasLonghorns Hooker them, indeed!

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@eklib @TexasTribune “This is what the people of Texas want, we told them.” -Greg Abbott, prob

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Chicago residents just need to smear lamb's blood on their doorposts as a sign to ICE that their houses are those of American citizens.

[The Daily Beast @thedailybeast]

Noem is going to spend Halloween scaring children even harder after the Illinois Governor requested she give Chicago a break from ICE raids for the holiday.

https://t.co/iSeMNRrFkc

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Can we get an Austin-centric version of ICE where they only remove right wing assholes who have relocated here and are absolute shitheads?

Thinking: Joe Rogan, Elon Musk, Tony Hunchback or whatever that dude‘s name is.